Newest Tune: Ωbright's Beard

[Randy Newman]

*plays* Randy Newman once saw his beard

It was full and close to the ears

*continues playing*

He said he'd never...cut it off

This when Randy started to cough

*continues playing*

His beard asked me, "Are you okay?"

Then I played this little tune to brighten the day

Because of Ωbright's beard (although it's weird)
Because of Ωbright's beard (yes, I'm being sincere)
Because of Ωbright's beard (Is Randy making it clear?)
Because of Ωbright's beard (It's something no one should fear)
Because of Ωbright's beard (The master keeps it in gear)
Because of Ωbright's beard (Although his razor is near)
Because of Ωbright's beard (I'm sure it's made a career)

Because of....*plays piano*

[God]

So you made a song, and Obright made a beard.

I MADE EVERYTHING. WORSHIP ME GOD DAMMIT.

[Randy Newman]

Well, here's a song you may like and find familiar:

Our God is an awesome God, he reigns
From Heaven above with wisdom, power and love
Our God is an awesome God

*not my work, but that of another lyrical genius*

[Ωbright's Beard]

Beautiful.

[Ωbright]

My new beard is but a 5 o'clock shadow of you, but it's already better than you.

TRAITOROUS DUSTRUFFLE. :upset

[Ωbright's Beard]

I DON'T NEED YOU ANYMORE I'VE EVOLVED!!!

[Ωbright]

You're falling apart without me. I can tell.

[Ωbright's Beard]

Haven't you got something better to do than argue with your own beard?

[Wavelength]

Haven't you got something better to do than argue with your own beard?

Don't itch the face that grew you, buddy!