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Hillary Clinton
10-31-2008, 02:14 PM
Write me in when you vote. Obama and McCain can suck it.

'Nuff Said
10-31-2008, 02:23 PM
no u cant...

i tried

Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 02:51 PM
RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUGHHH

why dontya try mah jaws on yur throat?

Sarah Palin
10-31-2008, 03:37 PM
No one's gonna vote fer ya because every woman in this country is a hockey mom and they're gonna vote fer me!

Adrian Foley
10-31-2008, 03:38 PM
No one's gonna vote fer ya because every woman in this country is a hockey mom and they're gonna vote fer me!

I'm neither a hockey mom, nor voting for you.

Sarah Palin
10-31-2008, 03:40 PM
You know that when yer in the voiting booth and haev a gun to yer head yer gonna vote for me!

Bobby Hill
10-31-2008, 03:43 PM
My dad says you're the devil's sidekick.

Sarah Palin
10-31-2008, 03:44 PM
And you can't vote so you don't count! BUT HERE'S A BUTTON!

Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 04:46 PM
Americans need change and your not about change Clinton so deliver a speech at my inaugeration and you sick it!

Hillary Clinton
10-31-2008, 05:00 PM
Americans need change and your not about change Clinton so deliver a speech at my inaugeration and you sick it!

That's not what you said at the party last night...

Ωbright's Beard
10-31-2008, 05:22 PM
My dad says you're the devil's sidekick.

That's BS, everyone knows Hank Hill votes republican.

Uh, beards!

Adrain Foley
10-31-2008, 05:26 PM
I like beards.

Adrian Foley
10-31-2008, 05:28 PM
I like beards.

Actually I don't.

They're itchy.

Ωbright's Beard
10-31-2008, 05:29 PM
Actually I don't.

They're itchy.

I think we know who the REAL devil is now.

Adrian Foley
10-31-2008, 05:33 PM
I think we know who the REAL devil is now.

Drat, it seems I've been found out.

archerarmored
10-31-2008, 06:30 PM
*implodes*

Hillary Clinton
11-01-2008, 01:51 AM
My boobs are equivalent to bombs thrown by pink elephants that only fly on sundays.

Randy Newman
11-01-2008, 01:57 AM
Bill's wife has really gone too far
Why vote for someone who's no longer a star
It's between McCain and Obama
Hillary, please lessen the drama
Your face looks like the front of a llama
Now Randy Newman's going to a bar.

*plays tune*

Hillary Clinton
11-01-2008, 02:00 AM
Bill's wife has really gone too far
Why vote for someone who's no longer a star
It's between McCain and Obama
Hillary, please lessen the drama
Your face looks like the front of a llama
Now Randy Newman's going to a bar.

*plays tune*

...But I have boobs...(Wait, those are boobs, right?!)

Jamos
11-01-2008, 02:07 AM
If you become president then I'm moving to Canada.

Hillary Clinton
11-01-2008, 02:16 AM
If you become president then I'm moving to Canada.

If I DON'T become president then I'm moving to Canada.