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OniLink
10-31-2008, 02:20 AM
all you sony fanboys are *******

Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 02:21 AM
What's nintendo?

OniLink
10-31-2008, 02:22 AM
Oh my god, you idiot.

JLaCroix
10-31-2008, 02:26 AM
Wow, first Blitzballstar, then OniLink. Something's afoot. I don't buy it.

Sophisticated Man
10-31-2008, 02:29 AM
Nintendo would be the bastion we need in these unstable times, if only they accepted my offer to sell them my amazingly intriguing game, "Jethromancer Slayer: Part 1." I'm flabbergasted that they still haven't responded!

Judd Sergeant
10-31-2008, 02:38 AM
http://www.averdata.net/~locbaseb/funny/36_4.jpg

Hank Hill
10-31-2008, 02:39 AM
GOT DANG VIDYA GAMES!

Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 02:40 AM
Oh. The vidya.

Sierra Misty
10-31-2008, 02:41 AM
I'm a play with my Wii right now. :D

OniLink
10-31-2008, 12:02 PM
Yes, that is good, I like girls who like Wii. Have you ever done naughty things, with the Wiimote? Tell me about it. : )

Red Dragon
10-31-2008, 12:15 PM
If you're Oni Link why is your avatar the Windwaker Link?

OniLink
10-31-2008, 09:27 PM
Zelda got a new look, and I love it, and you can eat **** if you don't like it!

God
10-31-2008, 09:39 PM
I just invested my life savings in nintendo stock

Satan will be pleased.

Randy Newman
10-31-2008, 09:39 PM
Invest in Nintendo (tendo, tendo)
It's the newest innuendo (endo, endo)
Throw your money out the window (window window)
When you listen to this fellow (fellow fellow)

Companies competing (peting, peting)
Consumers are feeding (feeding, feeding)
Vehicles are speeding (speeding, speeding)
The pattern is repeating (peating, peating)

Make your choice, use your mind
Don't let others make you blink
OniLink, do beware
Investments fail, yet you're not scared

You're not prepared, your skin is bare (bare bare)
You've lost your wares, and Newman cares (cares cares)
So, here's a ten, please use it well (well well)
Or else Satan will drag you down to Hell (hell hell)

*plays piano*

OniLink
10-31-2008, 09:46 PM
**** YOU NEWMAN

YOU INGRATES I AM TIRED OF YOU NOT APPRECIATING THE GENIUS OF SHIGERU MIYAMATO HIS NAME IS JAPANESE SO HE IS BETTER THAN ALL OF YOU OKAY IF ONLY YOU FOLLOWED MY EXAMPLE MORONS

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Randy Newman
10-31-2008, 10:00 PM
OniLink, that's very cruel
When in fact, you do not rule
You'll never win a single lyric duel
Go back and clean toilets in Hyrule

Your stock advice, I listened well
But OniLink, I sensed a smell
Of trickery, lies for a simple sell
Now go back to your life while I ring this bell

*rings bell*

OniLink
10-31-2008, 10:11 PM
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Wraithlawl
11-01-2008, 12:55 AM
Communism has had its chance. While enlightened in theory, its government was corrupted nonetheless. When faced with a secret order of rich person who run the world one concludes it is better to be bought out then attempt a hopeless battle against the world.

Ωbright's Beard
11-01-2008, 01:40 AM
There aren't nearly enough bearded Nintendo characters imo.

Hillary Clinton
11-01-2008, 01:52 AM
I LIKE TO DANCE DANCE WITH ME