Change!

[Barack Obama]

Hello fellow Americans! We need to change Washington! Washington needs to be changed! In fact, if elected president of your precious nation, I will change it for you! We need real change, change we can count on. My wife and I are hopeful for America for the first time because of the impending change. John McCain can't change Washington, only I can! In fact, to show how dedicated I am to change, I have decided to choose Joe Biden as my running mate, a 35 year incumbent senator! Together, we will change Washington!

Just in case your wondering what I'm going to change, here's a list:

• I will fix Social Security!
• I will end taxes!
• I will fix the education system!
• I will end the war in Iraq!
• I will prevent futher terrorist attacks on our nation!
• I will end crime in our nation!
• I will get rid of corruption in Washington!
• I will give everyone free healthcare!
• I will make the U.S. Dollar strong again!
• I will make you all proud of your country... again!
• I will hunt down and destroy all members of the republican party!
• I will reestablish the middle class!
• I will change lots more!

I will change other things too! Got any ideas? I like change, so give me ideas! We need change! I can bring change! Vote for change, vote for me! Let me change Washington on your behalf. Let's change things, let's get he job done! Thank-you for your time and vote for change!

[Satan]

Re: Change!

Hello fellow Americans! We need to change Washington! Washington needs to be changed! In fact, if elected president of your precious nation, I will change it for you! We need real change, change we can count on. My wife and I are hopeful for America for the first time because of the impending change. John McCain can't change Washington, only I can! In fact, to show how dedicated I am to change, I have decided to choose Joe Biden as my running mate, a 35 year incumbent senator! Together, we will change Washington!

Just in case your wondering what I'm going to change, here's a list:

• I will fix Social Security!
• I will end taxes!
• I will fix the education system!
• I will end the war in Iraq!
• I will prevent futher terrorist attacks on our nation!
• I will end crime in our nation!
• I will get rid of corruption in Washington!
• I will give everyone free healthcare!
• I will make the U.S. Dollar strong again!
• I will make you all proud of your country... again!
• I will hunt down and destroy all members of the republican party!
• I will reestablish the middle class!
• I will change lots more!

I will change other things too! Got any ideas? I like change, so give me ideas! We need change! I can bring change! Vote for change, vote for me! Let me change Washington on your behalf. Let's change things, let's get he job done! Thank-you for your time and vote for change!

Damn you!

I shall find something to destroy you, vile creature.

[Vegeta]

Re: Change!

Your so perfect! So Perfect that perhaps a ball of pure saiyan energy may split through your head if you were to ever get elected!

[Hank Hill]

Re: Change!

Heh...uhh..sorry Mr. Obama, I'm voting for McCain, a true American hero I tell you what.

[Sarah Palin]

Re: Change!

Boy, the "Ayres" in here just got a little more radical terrorist that will destroy your homes and burn your children, did'ynt it?

[Satan]

Re: Change!

Heh...uhh..sorry Mr. Obama, I'm voting for McCain, a true American hero I tell you what.

Excellent.

[Barack Obama]

Re: Change!

Heh...uhh..sorry Mr. Obama, I'm voting for McCain, a true American hero I tell you what.

We need change! Not McCain. We can't have someone who has been in office 14 years less than my running mate bring change! We need real change! Change we can count on!

[Vegeta]

Re: Change!

We need change! Not McCain. We can\'t have someone who has been in office 14 years less than my running mate bring change! We need real change! Change we can count on!

Spare some change?

[Ωbright's Beard]

Re: Change!

I'm not old enough to vote. Though technically I have been around longer than 18 years; they say it doesn't count if you regenerate yourself.

[Barack Obama]

Re: Change!

Spare some change?

I want to change the people who are asking me to spare some change so that they can obtain some change when I'm really trying to promote change, not change, but nevertheless they ask for the change when I tell them I'm going to bring it to the White House, but when they ask me why I'm bringing it to the White House and not to their box I say because Washington needs change but then they argue they need change and I argue that change for Washington means change for them and then they say they need some spare change and I say there will be plenty of spare change when I am president because there is none now but I will change that when the presidents change I am am elected the president of change and at that point I will spread both change and change to every person, which will be quite a change to the amount of change people asking for change are used to changing. Vote for change!

[Sarah Palin]

Re: Change!

Obama can't spare you any change: he's too busy tryin' to redistribute it and flushin' it down the government waste tubes.

[Barack Obama]

Re: Change!

Obama can't spare you any change: he's too busy tryin' to redistribute it and flushin' it down the government waste tubes.

That's what you think, but I'm going to change it!

[Vegeta]

Re: Change!

I want to change the people who are asking me to spare some change so that they can obtain some change when I\'m really trying to promote change, not change, but nevertheless they ask for the change when I tell them I\'m going to bring it to the White House, but when they ask me why I\'m bringing it to the White House and not to their box I say because Washington needs change but then they argue they need change and I argue that change for Washington means change for them and then they say they need some spare change and I say there will be plenty of spare change when I am president because there is none now but I will change that when the presidents change I am am elected the president of change and at that point I will spread both change and change to every person, which will be quite a change to the amount of change people asking for change are used to changing. Vote for change!

Sir, could you spare some change? *cough*

[Barack Obama]

Re: Change!

Sir, could you spare some change? *cough*

I just told you I'd spare you both change and change once things change and I become president of the changed United States. can't you change and be more patient, because change takes time, and we need change, so we have to wait for some time to change, so that the change to the change can change, and you can have your spare change and your other change and your moral change and your financial change and your time change.

[Vegeta]

Re: Change!

I just told you I\'d spare you both change and change once things change and I become president of the changed United States. can\'t you change and be more patient, because change takes time, and we need change, so we have to wait for some time to change, so that the change to the change can change, and you can have your spare change and your other change and your moral change and your financial change and your time change.

Calm down or Ill change into a Super Saiyan