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Barack Obama
10-30-2008, 11:55 PM
Hello fellow Americans! We need to change Washington! Washington needs to be changed! In fact, if elected president of your precious nation, I will change it for you! We need real change, change we can count on. My wife and I are hopeful for America for the first time because of the impending change. John McCain can't change Washington, only I can! In fact, to show how dedicated I am to change, I have decided to choose Joe Biden as my running mate, a 35 year incumbent senator! Together, we will change Washington!

Just in case your wondering what I'm going to change, here's a list:


I will fix Social Security!
I will end taxes!
I will fix the education system!
I will end the war in Iraq!
I will prevent futher terrorist attacks on our nation!
I will end crime in our nation!
I will get rid of corruption in Washington!
I will give everyone free healthcare!
I will make the U.S. Dollar strong again!
I will make you all proud of your country... again!
I will hunt down and destroy all members of the republican party!
I will reestablish the middle class!
I will change lots more!


I will change other things too! Got any ideas? I like change, so give me ideas! We need change! I can bring change! Vote for change, vote for me! Let me change Washington on your behalf. Let's change things, let's get he job done! Thank-you for your time and vote for change!

Satan
10-30-2008, 11:56 PM
Hello fellow Americans! We need to change Washington! Washington needs to be changed! In fact, if elected president of your precious nation, I will change it for you! We need real change, change we can count on. My wife and I are hopeful for America for the first time because of the impending change. John McCain can't change Washington, only I can! In fact, to show how dedicated I am to change, I have decided to choose Joe Biden as my running mate, a 35 year incumbent senator! Together, we will change Washington!

Just in case your wondering what I'm going to change, here's a list:


I will fix Social Security!
I will end taxes!
I will fix the education system!
I will end the war in Iraq!
I will prevent futher terrorist attacks on our nation!
I will end crime in our nation!
I will get rid of corruption in Washington!
I will give everyone free healthcare!
I will make the U.S. Dollar strong again!
I will make you all proud of your country... again!
I will hunt down and destroy all members of the republican party!
I will reestablish the middle class!
I will change lots more!


I will change other things too! Got any ideas? I like change, so give me ideas! We need change! I can bring change! Vote for change, vote for me! Let me change Washington on your behalf. Let's change things, let's get he job done! Thank-you for your time and vote for change!

Damn you!

I shall find something to destroy you, vile creature.

Vegeta
10-30-2008, 11:57 PM
Your so perfect! So Perfect that perhaps a ball of pure saiyan energy may split through your head if you were to ever get elected!

Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 11:57 PM
Heh...uhh..sorry Mr. Obama, I'm voting for McCain, a true American hero I tell you what.

Sarah Palin
10-30-2008, 11:58 PM
Boy, the "Ayres" in here just got a little more radical terrorist that will destroy your homes and burn your children, did'ynt it?

Satan
10-30-2008, 11:59 PM
Heh...uhh..sorry Mr. Obama, I'm voting for McCain, a true American hero I tell you what.

Excellent.
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Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 12:00 AM
Heh...uhh..sorry Mr. Obama, I'm voting for McCain, a true American hero I tell you what.

We need change! Not McCain. We can't have someone who has been in office 14 years less than my running mate bring change! We need real change! Change we can count on!

Vegeta
10-31-2008, 12:01 AM
We need change! Not McCain. We can\'t have someone who has been in office 14 years less than my running mate bring change! We need real change! Change we can count on!

Spare some change?

Ωbright's Beard
10-31-2008, 12:05 AM
I'm not old enough to vote. Though technically I have been around longer than 18 years; they say it doesn't count if you regenerate yourself.

Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 12:05 AM
Spare some change?

I want to change the people who are asking me to spare some change so that they can obtain some change when I'm really trying to promote change, not change, but nevertheless they ask for the change when I tell them I'm going to bring it to the White House, but when they ask me why I'm bringing it to the White House and not to their box I say because Washington needs change but then they argue they need change and I argue that change for Washington means change for them and then they say they need some spare change and I say there will be plenty of spare change when I am president because there is none now but I will change that when the presidents change I am am elected the president of change and at that point I will spread both change and change to every person, which will be quite a change to the amount of change people asking for change are used to changing. Vote for change!

Sarah Palin
10-31-2008, 12:05 AM
Obama can't spare you any change: he's too busy tryin' to redistribute it and flushin' it down the government waste tubes.

Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 12:07 AM
Obama can't spare you any change: he's too busy tryin' to redistribute it and flushin' it down the government waste tubes.

That's what you think, but I'm going to change it!

Vegeta
10-31-2008, 12:07 AM
I want to change the people who are asking me to spare some change so that they can obtain some change when I\'m really trying to promote change, not change, but nevertheless they ask for the change when I tell them I\'m going to bring it to the White House, but when they ask me why I\'m bringing it to the White House and not to their box I say because Washington needs change but then they argue they need change and I argue that change for Washington means change for them and then they say they need some spare change and I say there will be plenty of spare change when I am president because there is none now but I will change that when the presidents change I am am elected the president of change and at that point I will spread both change and change to every person, which will be quite a change to the amount of change people asking for change are used to changing. Vote for change!

Sir, could you spare some change? *cough*

Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 12:10 AM
Sir, could you spare some change? *cough*

I just told you I'd spare you both change and change once things change and I become president of the changed United States. can't you change and be more patient, because change takes time, and we need change, so we have to wait for some time to change, so that the change to the change can change, and you can have your spare change and your other change and your moral change and your financial change and your time change.

Vegeta
10-31-2008, 12:11 AM
I just told you I\'d spare you both change and change once things change and I become president of the changed United States. can\'t you change and be more patient, because change takes time, and we need change, so we have to wait for some time to change, so that the change to the change can change, and you can have your spare change and your other change and your moral change and your financial change and your time change.

Calm down or Ill change into a Super Saiyan

BlitzbAllStar
10-31-2008, 01:14 AM
I like black men yay!!

SirGMagus
10-31-2008, 01:15 AM
http://i230.photobucket.com/albums/ee51/nicetryman/noble.jpg

BlitzbAllStar
10-31-2008, 01:16 AM
Yay!

hitogoroshi
10-31-2008, 01:22 AM
I like black men yay!!

Have you ever, you know...seen one?

http://img135.imageshack.us/img135/1159/wherearealltheblackpeopbs4.jpg

Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 04:48 PM
You topic hijacked my topic to change it's topic to black men. I like change. Thank you for this change.

Duke
10-31-2008, 04:50 PM
I've got balls of steel.

Sophisticated Man
10-31-2008, 05:15 PM
You also need to terminate the very existence of China! China is insidious and wants to take over America and rape Americans and replace the dollar with the yuan! My venerable compatriot Lord Cohliani told me so!

:serge :serge :serge

The Toecutter
10-31-2008, 06:01 PM
The bums in the park near my apartment could use lots of change; they need a way to afford their favorite crack rock.

Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 06:12 PM
I would never vote for anyone with a name like Barack Obama, that isn't very American sounding at all!

Judd Sergeant
10-31-2008, 06:18 PM
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The Toecutter
10-31-2008, 06:27 PM
I would never vote for anyone with a name like Barack Obama, that isn't very American sounding at all!


That's Barack HUSSEIN Obama to you mister!

I also love how you evaded the draft by not sleeping for over a week, not bathing for over a week, and smearing your own feces into your hair before heading to the nearest recruiting station; that's legendary!

Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 06:28 PM
It was that or go to Canada, what would any reasonable man do?

The Toecutter
10-31-2008, 06:31 PM
It was that or go to Canada, what would any reasonable man do?

Shoot the bastards.

Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 06:31 PM
Touche

Barack Obama
10-31-2008, 07:16 PM
The bums in the park near my apartment could use lots of change; they need a way to afford their favorite crack rock.

Your word is my command! I will change their economic position in 4 days by redistributing your hard earned money!

I would never vote for anyone with a name like Barack Obama, that isn't very American sounding at all!

I can change it!

I also love how you evaded the draft by not sleeping for over a week, not bathing for over a week, and smearing your own feces into your hair before heading to the nearest recruiting station; that's legendary!

I've changed since then!

Vote for change! Vote for me!

The Toecutter
10-31-2008, 07:20 PM
Your word is my command! I will change their economic position in 4 days by redistributing your hard earned money!

I thought my tax bracket under your plan was to recieve an average tax reduction of slightly over $1,000.

I can change it!

You should start calling yourself Mr. T from now on. That would be pretty funny.

I've changed since then!

That comment was directed towards Mr. Nugent.

Vote for change! Vote for me!

I don't want a change of face, but a change of policy. If my absentee ballot arrives, I'm writing in Ron Paul.

Randy Newman
10-31-2008, 08:55 PM
Barack promotes change
Polls are deranged
If Terr does a write-in
Then the world is insane

Vote Obama (cause he is change)
Oh, vote Obama (cause he is change)
If you don't vote November 4th
I will tell your momma

*plays piano*

Japanese School Girl
10-31-2008, 08:57 PM
このこの何あなたがについて話す鋼鉄の球であるか?

God
10-31-2008, 09:46 PM
Change?

I smell the same old ****.