*opens can of Alamo beer*

[Hank Hill]

Yup.

[Satan]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Yup.

Beer is one of my inventions too.

Yup.

[Randy Newman]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Hank opens a beer!

Please offer me one

Satan's also in here

So let's get this job done!

Let's drink a beer *plays tune*

Yeeeeeah, let's drink a beer

Only the finest will quench my thirst

Hank Hill is far from a curse

But Satan's sure to make this beer the worst

So, for now, let's drink a beer!!! *continues playing*

[Ωbright's Beard]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

If had a nickel for everytime I caught overflowing bear from my master's mouth... I mean beer

[Ωbright]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

THAT'S IT...

I'm donating you to 'Wigs for Drifters'.

[Sarah Palin]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

I had a cold one with Dubya once. Beer is as America as apple pie!

[Barack Obama]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

If you open the beer, it changes from being closed to open, and since change is good, opening the cna of alamo beer is good, because it is change.

[Jim Morrisson]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Indubitably.

[Bobby Hill]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Hey dad! Can you help me with a school project? It's on ballet dancing!

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Hey dad! Can you help me with a school project? It's on ballet dancing!

Uh, oh...........................

[Hank Hill]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

BWA! Bobby, WHAT ARE YOU DOING HERE!? AND NO! What happened to shop!?

["L"]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Hank. I have took away your propane.

[Airman Abacus]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

haha, alamo beer is like **** in a can



yeahhhh

[BlitzbAllStar]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

Beer is bad for you!! I like delicate white wines more!!! Yay!!

[Adrain Foley]

Re: *opens can of Alamo beer*

I like to drink blush wine.

Let's go wine sampling sometime, Blitz. You could hold my stuff in your vagina.