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The Riddler
10-30-2008, 10:27 PM
Heeeeello Pavilion! You can call me the Riddler, and for good measure, because do I have a riddle for you!

Who's boring and dull as can be,
and won't get laid till he's forty-three?!

I'm sure at least one of you has a brain exquisite enough to wrap his mind around this one. Toodles!
Sivart
10-30-2008, 10:27 PM
Caciss.
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 10:28 PM
Riddles are for hippies and punk kids.


....Perversion.
Batman
10-30-2008, 10:42 PM
Heeeeello Pavilion! You can call me the Riddler, and for good measure, because do I have a riddle for you!

Who's boring and dull as can be,
and won't get laid till he's forty-three?!

I'm sure at least one of you has a brain exquisite enough to wrap his mind around this one. Toodles!
After gathering information on the lives of the residents here I have an answer to your riddle. It's a mean game you play, Riddler, trying to discredit the members of this innocent community. I won't let you tarnish the name of John Mora without a fight. He's a decent and well-respected man who deserves no ties to your sick mind games.

No matter where you go, Riddler, I'll be there to drag you back to Arkham.
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 10:50 PM
Bwa!?
Randy Newman
10-30-2008, 10:54 PM
His riddles are fierce and his riddles are short
But there's only one man Gotham won't abort

Yes, he is BATMAN
Yup, he is BATMAN

Riddler beware, 'cause he'll make you scared

He is Batman!!!

*plays piano*
Grimsby
10-30-2008, 10:56 PM
sing about bewbs, damnit
The Riddler
10-30-2008, 11:00 PM
Bravo! Bravo! If isn't the big bad Batman! I have always been a fan of that mind of yours, but this time you're being far too intrusive. I'm merely playing an innocent little games of riddles, am I not Pavilion? I assure you I mean no harm. :)

However, let's test those detective skills again, I don't think you can't get this one, Batman.

Which one of you,
with words a few
shocks and disgusts
with the dickgirls we lust?
Marv Albert
10-30-2008, 11:17 PM
I don't appreciate being the butt of your sick jokes!

YESSS!!!

Er, I mean... NO!
Dora the Explorer
10-30-2008, 11:27 PM
RIDDLER NO RIDDLING!
RIDDLER NO RIDDLING!!
RIDDLER NO RIDDLING!!!
Batman
10-30-2008, 11:32 PM
Bravo! Bravo! If isn't the big bad Batman! I have always been a fan of that mind of yours, but this time you're being far too intrusive. I'm merely playing an innocent little games of riddles, am I not Pavilion? I assure you I mean no harm. :)

However, let's test those detective skills again, I don't think you can't get this one, Batman.

Which one of you,
with words a few
shocks and disgusts
with the dickgirls we lust?
Several hours ago I didn't know what a dickgirl was. He's disgusting but Crunk provides entertainment and, oftentimes, whimsy. Nothing he does is illegal. Nothing I'm willing to waste my strength on anyway.

Try harder, Riddler. The distance between us narrows.
Satan
10-30-2008, 11:34 PM
Several hours ago I didn't know what a dickgirl was. He's disgusting but Crunk provides entertainment and, oftentimes, whimsy. Nothing he does is illegal. Nothing I'm willing to waste my strength on anyway.

Try harder, Riddler. The distance between us narrows.

You two are more alike than you know, Batman. In fact, you two both belong in the same ring of Hell.
Judd Sergeant
10-30-2008, 11:50 PM
You don't have to talk the thing in damn lyrics to confuse me, man. I have always talk straight with you, and then you come and raffle off these damn soliloquis to prove like I have Ayy Dee Dee or something like that. It just turns my blood to boiling point, man.

Oh wait, I figured it out. It's gotta be Crythania. I'm a ****ing geniusness, man.
Chad
10-31-2008, 12:54 AM
Apparently Batman is protecting Perversion's good name!
Toaster
10-31-2008, 12:57 AM
Riddle me this:

Why are there so many ****ty halloween accounts this year?
"L"
10-31-2008, 12:58 AM
I solved the Riddler case last year.


The Riddler is Perversion.
Toaster
10-31-2008, 12:58 AM
Stop spamming, Muse.
"L"
10-31-2008, 12:59 AM
Stop spamming, Muse.

What is this "Muse" you speak of?
Vegeta
10-31-2008, 01:44 AM
What is this "Muse" you speak of?

He is either referring to the band, or the user. They both suck inert balls.
Adrain Foley
10-31-2008, 01:53 AM
I don't know what I'm talking about.
Adrian Foley
10-31-2008, 01:54 AM
I don't know what I'm talking about.

Okay, that's two things.
Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 02:13 AM
They both suck inert balls.
Over 9000?
The Riddler
10-31-2008, 02:35 AM
Riddle me this:

Why are there so many ****ty halloween accounts this year?


Because this dismal place is filled with infuriating stupidity. Not an ounce of cleverness or brains to be found. It truly saddens me, that once again, the only mind worth matching wits with is that trifling Batman.


Several hours ago I didn't know what a dickgirl was. He's disgusting but Crunk provides entertainment and, oftentimes, whimsy. Nothing he does is illegal. Nothing I'm willing to waste my strength on anyway.

Try harder, Riddler. The distance between us narrows.

Look here, Batman, I've almost had it with you and your meddling. I assure you, once more, that I have no evil underlying scheme on this occasion. I merely wish to play a little game of riddles with the buffoons that populate this wretched internet harbor. Let's see if anyone else here can match wits with a mind of my quality.

Which moron lives in eternal slumber,
Dorky, queer, they don't get much dumber
And despite all the bad posts he made
Actually happens to get laid
Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 02:37 AM
You ever think about songwriting?
Satan
10-31-2008, 02:37 AM
Because this dismal place is filled with infuriating stupidity. Not an ounce of cleverness or brains to be found. It truly saddens me, that once again, the only mind worth matching wits with is that trifling Batman.




Look here, Batman, I've almost had it with you and your meddling. I assure you, once more, that I have no evil underlying scheme on this occasion. I merely wish to play a little game of riddles with the buffoons that populate this wretched internet harbor. Let's see if anyone else here can match wits with a mind of my quality.

Which moron lives in eternal slumber,
Dorky, queer, they don't get much dumber
And despite all the bad posts he made
Actually happens to get laid

Sejon Sol.

I assure you, that was all my doing.
The Riddler
10-31-2008, 02:45 AM
For the master of the abyss of Hell, you certainly lack the wits to solve even the most simple of riddles. Sadly, I fear, Batman may be the only one here capable of providing any sort of a challenge.
Ted Nugent
10-31-2008, 02:48 AM
http://musicalstewdaily.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/broken-record.jpg
Batman
10-31-2008, 03:36 AM
Which moron lives in eternal slumber,
Dorky, queer, they don't get much dumber
And despite all the bad posts he made
Actually happens to get laid
Eternal slumber... Dreamknight is a dreamer, true, but his feet remain firmly on the ground. Whereas you may see his ties to others as a weakness, Riddler, his love gives him strength. The people here are capable of these thoughts and feelings, whether you believe it or not.

Are you dreaming, Riddler? You certainly seem like you're asleep. Mad Hatter provides a more difficult challenge.
The Riddler
10-31-2008, 03:56 AM
Eternal slumber... Dreamknight is a dreamer, true, but his feet remain firmly on the ground. Whereas you may see his ties to others as a weakness, Riddler, his love gives him strength. The people here are capable of these thoughts and feelings, whether you believe it or not.

Are you dreaming, Riddler? You certainly seem like you're asleep. Mad Hatter provides a more difficult challenge.

So, it's a challenge you want, is it? Well, I have I got one in store for you! You think the recent hardships the Pavilion has been experiencing these past few months have been a mere accident? No, on the contrary, I have been hard at work undermining this nest of stupidity. Every error, every crash, every post lost... all the work of me. Now, what a better day to put my final plan into motion then the day of the biggest riddles of all! Who is the Riddler? Who is Batman? Who is Irish Bagle? Who is Adrain Foley?

Ah, excuse me, I've seem to have gotten myself a bit flustered. Nevertheless, even you Batman, the greatest detective in the world, won't be able to solve these mysteries, for soon this place shall be wiped clean. Not a trace will be left on this expansive waste of space called the internet. And, the best part is, there is nothing you can do about it! It's too late! This plan has already been set into motion, and this temporary block on new accounts is just a delay till the inevitable -- till this rancid horrible stupid place is gone forever.

Still, what sort of mastermind would I be if I didn't leave you with one last riddle, hm?

Riddle me this,
Riddle me that,
What can you do now,
You big dumb bat?

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha! Catch you later, Batman!
Batman
10-31-2008, 04:15 PM
...It's been quiet.

Has the trail gone cold?
Doppelganger
10-31-2008, 04:21 PM
[QUOTE=The Riddler;444847]

Who's boring and dull as can be,
and won't get laid till he's forty-three?!
QUOTE]

You, but technically speaking im your doppleganger, so me? or is it you. Im so confused...
Judd Sergeant
10-31-2008, 05:49 PM
Which moron lives in eternal slumber,
Dorky, queer, they don't get much dumber
And despite all the bad posts he made
Actually happens to get laid

It's gotta be that damn Karr, man! He doesn't even know how to make a phrase that isn't gramatically incorrectness, man!

The Juddinator knows everything! I mean, damn, man.
Adrain Foley
10-31-2008, 06:18 PM
You, but technically speaking im your doppleganger, so me? or is it you. Im so confused...

You're stealing my shtick.
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 07:38 PM
...It's been quiet.

Has the trail gone cold?


hmph tha riddla said i might run inta ya baaatman

RAAAAAAAAUUUUUUUUGGHH

why cant ya jus leave meh alone ya betta scram befo i get violent
Batman
10-31-2008, 07:42 PM
I have no quarrel with you, Croc.

If you're in league with The Riddler I'd suggest you give up his location.

Now.
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 07:46 PM
ya need ta learn ya place batman ya aint no administrator and dis ain't gotham ya aint got no authority an im only gonna say it one more time

SCRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAM
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:06 PM
When words fail, expect action.

*PUNCH*
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 08:06 PM
*PARRY*

*PUNCH*

*BITE*
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:07 PM
*PUNCH*

*PUNCH

*PUNCH*
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 08:08 PM
*BLOCK*

*TAIL SLASH*

*KICK*
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:10 PM
Agh!!

*GRAPPLE*

*ELBOW*

*ELBOW*
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 08:12 PM
RAAAAAAAAW

*SLASH*

*PUNCH*

*PUNCH*
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:15 PM
*JUMP KICK*

*ROUNDHOUSE KICK*

*KICK*
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 08:16 PM
*TACKLE*

*ELBOW*

*HEAD BUTT*
Wavelength
10-31-2008, 08:18 PM
FAL-cone. PAUNCH!

http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:5YDsw9nu2QoIpM:http://www.videogamesblogger.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/falcon-punch-super-smash-bros-melee-screenshot.jpg
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:21 PM
This is MY hunt!


*PUNCH*

*PUNCH*

*GRABS CROC'S JAW*

http://img90.imageshack.us/img90/213/k2vy.jpg
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 08:23 PM
RAAAUUGH LET GO BATMAN
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:26 PM
DON'T TEST ME!

ONE PUSH AND YOUR SKULL SPLITS IN TWO.

NOW TELL ME WHERE HE IS.

NOW!
Killer Croc
10-31-2008, 08:27 PM
Augh...

hes stayin low in a topic called riddlas hideout im surprised ya didnt see it mista detective
Batman
10-31-2008, 08:29 PM
....!!!

I'm new at the Internet.
Irish Bagle
10-31-2008, 08:31 PM
Batman sucks.

Hee hee hee.


Bučinys mano asilas.
Irish Bagle
10-31-2008, 08:38 PM
And his parents got shot in an alleyway.
Randy Newman
10-31-2008, 09:57 PM
Battle time!
Riddler and the Bat
Battle time!
Who will win inside this chat????

Villain and the hero fight
Each and every freaking night
Randy Newman's tunes increased
Reaching every single street!

Battle time!
Battle time!
Fighting crime!
So sublime! Yeah!

*plays piano*
Hank Hill
10-31-2008, 10:31 PM
As neighborhood block captain, I ORDER you all to quit yor fightin