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God
10-30-2008, 07:54 PM
You are all wretched sinners. God has spoken and has decreed that the Pavilion shall be sundered unto a fiery and smoldering pit of hell.
Communist Killer Bot 3000
10-30-2008, 07:59 PM
God is a COMMUNIST!

Initiating battle with GOD.

*pew pew pew*
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 07:59 PM
BWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
God
10-30-2008, 08:05 PM
Don't make me come down there!
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 08:07 PM
Hey, mister, I'll kick your ass!
Ωbright's Beard
10-30-2008, 08:08 PM
God, your beard is a gracious beard; but you're powers are nothing compared to mine.
God
10-30-2008, 08:09 PM
Ah, Obright's Beard. So we meet again, my mortal enemy.
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 08:10 PM
Got dang it, this is better than the Super Bowl!

....

I take that back.
God
10-30-2008, 08:12 PM
Silence mortal!
Vegeta
10-30-2008, 08:17 PM
HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000! DON\'T MAKE HIM MAD!
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 08:18 PM
So are you Chinese or Japanese?
God
10-30-2008, 08:20 PM
God thinks that he is a Korean Whore from all the heavy breathing.
Vordik Nibnok
10-30-2008, 08:20 PM
YOU.

YOU.

I WILL TEAR
Vegeta
10-30-2008, 08:22 PM
HIS POWER LEVEL IS OVER 9000! DON\'T MAKE HIM MAD!
Irish Bagle
10-30-2008, 08:22 PM
Bučinys mano asilas, Dieve. Jūs esate Į žįsti.
God
10-30-2008, 08:23 PM
Vegeta. I smite you.


Boot to the head.
Communist Killer Bot 3000
10-30-2008, 09:39 PM
*pew pew pew*
Randy Newman
10-30-2008, 09:56 PM
God, thank you so much for the Oscars you bestowed upon me.
Marv Albert
10-30-2008, 10:00 PM
THANK you for having NBC give ME a SECOND chance after my sexual ASSAULT charges.

YESSS!!!
Vegeta
10-30-2008, 10:05 PM
Vegeta. I smite you.


Boot to the head.


That didnt hurt! IM IN SUPER SAIYAN FORM.
Satan
10-30-2008, 10:05 PM
God, thank you so much for the Oscars you bestowed upon me.

That was me, Mortal.
Caciss
10-30-2008, 10:07 PM
Psh, someone was God last year.
Hank Hill
10-30-2008, 10:23 PM
Negative Nancy
Satan
10-30-2008, 10:24 PM
Negative Nancy

Propane is one of my inventions.
Sarah Palin
10-30-2008, 11:27 PM
Hey, it's God! I talk to you every Sunday!

Be my friend? God? Father?
God
10-31-2008, 05:38 PM
Satan! Go back to your room.


Sarah..ah..how are you doing?


About not calling after that first date...
Judd Sergeant
10-31-2008, 05:47 PM
God, man, what do you think you are, man, God's gift to Man? I mean, damn, man, talk about someone who's full of themselves, and it's one absurdness idea to think that you can smite anybody, man.

You've only got one vote, and I can get Jamie and Rafe to turn against you, and then bam, man, you're off my damn island.

And I just wanna thank God Almighty for helping me vote out those scumbags.
God
10-31-2008, 06:00 PM
Thou hast been smited.
Judd Sergeant
10-31-2008, 06:01 PM
I haven't been smited by your smiting, man. You must have Ayy Dee Dee!
God
10-31-2008, 06:02 PM
Now I am God, I have no sort of mortal condi--hey..is that a panda there in China?
Vordik Nibnok
10-31-2008, 06:03 PM
NO. IT IS NOT.
Sophisticated Man
10-31-2008, 06:04 PM
Now I am God, I have no sort of mortal condi--hey..is that a panda there in China?

No, it isn't, because the Chinese people exterminated all of the pandas in China, and then ingested them! My friend Lord Cohliani said he actually traveled to China and surveyed the entire country to confirm this!
Hank Hill
10-31-2008, 06:33 PM
BWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAA!?
John Mora's Disposition
10-31-2008, 06:37 PM
((((:3
Jamos
11-01-2008, 01:12 AM
Psh, someone was God last year.
Seriously, and I would know. Isn't that right Jesus? :3
Hank Hill
11-01-2008, 01:45 AM
Hehe, that was pretty clever I tell you what