More RPG cliches

[Deeth Irteen]

first off, I want to say that I wanted to tell more cliches without necro-ing the other one. So there.

Giant spiders for the preservation of Giant spiders No matter how many countless hours you spend slaughtering the monsters that come your way, the species population remains at the same number. Also, you'll never get heckled by animal rights weirdos for your "animal cruelty"

They've got a D20 in their sneak roles Somehow, the monsters always manage to sneak up behind you and attack, even if you've panned the camera back and are running around in circles.

[Wavelength]

Re: More RPG cliches

You'd be better off necroing the other thread than replying to it in a separate thread...

I like the Giant Spiders one, though.

[Xyster]

Re: More RPG cliches

They've got a D20 in their sneak roles Somehow, the monsters always manage to sneak up behind you and attack, even if you've panned the camera back and are running around in circles.

Umm...boo? Somehow, inexplicably you can sneak up on a monster without seeing it or without them hearing you. Evident whenever you get a premeptive strike against monsters that you didn't know were there.

The amazing indestructable world No matter how many times you swing your sword against that wall, unless there is a secret door behind it the sword and the wall will not break. The same holds true for every clock, table, vase, and delicate looking structure that you hit.