Its a great movie. I loved it really, but there are so many parts that make me angry over how stupid the people are, or other random things.
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When the tentacles grab the bagboy when they are about to try clearing the vent outside to work the generator. CLOSE THE DOOR ON THE TENTACLES. GODDAMN. Dont keep pulling on him hoplessly. JESUS.
When those bugs first start showing up. I instantly went, OH **** THE LIGHTS. TURN OUT THE LIGHTS THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO THE LIGHTS. But OHHHHH NO, QUICKLY LETS TURN ON MORE LIGHTS. Then the dude trips on the bucket of kerosene and starts a fire, and I just rolled my eyes. Like come on dude.
When they went over to the drugstore to get medecine. THEY LEFT THE DOORS OPEN BEHIND THEM. I was like JESUS CHRIST CLOSE THE DOORS. MORE BEASTIES ARE GOING TO COME IN AFTER YOU! Then the spiders. Gaaaawwwwwd. RUN! Dont stand there starring at them and screaming! STUPID!
Crazy christian lady. EVERY TIME she talked I was like DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Then when she gathered up followers, I was RAGING at how gullible those people were to join her, and start stabbing that poor military dude. Shes all YES YeS SACRIFICE HIM. GOD WANTS HIS BLOOD. When glasses guy finally capped her in the gut and in the head, I actually laughed. It was the single most satisfying moment in the entire movie.
When they finally get outside the store and to his jeep thing to escape. Glasses guy just stands there doing nothing and gets eaten by that huge craby thing with giant pincher claws. GET IN THE JEEP YOU IDIOT. I liked him. He killed christian lady.
The ending. ARRRRRGGHHH. Dude, you couldnt wait like a few hours at least before you loose all hope and just start killing yourselves. I would have been in there waiting till I ****ing starved, or got out of the jeep to die. Then the final kick in the balls, when that truck drives by with all the brainwashed physcos that were killing people left and right with crazy christian lady. All alive and well, being saved by the very people they were blaming everything on. They killed that poor military guy, and are all ITS THEIR FAULT, then oh gee we changed out minds lol when the military shows up to save them. I wanted them all DEAD.

But other than all that the rest of the movie was good. I was in awe of the huge apartment building sized creature that slowly lumbered by them when they were driving along. I wish we had animals that big. They'd be so cool.
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*** SPOILERS ***
When the tentacles grab the bagboy when they are about to try clearing the vent outside to work the generator. CLOSE THE DOOR ON THE TENTACLES. GODDAMN. Dont keep pulling on him hoplessly. JESUS.
When those bugs first start showing up. I instantly went, OH **** THE LIGHTS. TURN OUT THE LIGHTS THEY ARE ATTRACTED TO THE LIGHTS. But OHHHHH NO, QUICKLY LETS TURN ON MORE LIGHTS. Then the dude trips on the bucket of kerosene and starts a fire, and I just rolled my eyes. Like come on dude.
When they went over to the drugstore to get medecine. THEY LEFT THE DOORS OPEN BEHIND THEM. I was like JESUS CHRIST CLOSE THE DOORS. MORE BEASTIES ARE GOING TO COME IN AFTER YOU! Then the spiders. Gaaaawwwwwd. RUN! Dont stand there starring at them and screaming! STUPID!
Crazy christian lady. EVERY TIME she talked I was like DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE. Then when she gathered up followers, I was RAGING at how gullible those people were to join her, and start stabbing that poor military dude. Shes all YES YeS SACRIFICE HIM. GOD WANTS HIS BLOOD. When glasses guy finally capped her in the gut and in the head, I actually laughed. It was the single most satisfying moment in the entire movie.
When they finally get outside the store and to his jeep thing to escape. Glasses guy just stands there doing nothing and gets eaten by that huge craby thing with giant pincher claws. GET IN THE JEEP YOU IDIOT. I liked him. He killed christian lady.

The ending. ARRRRRGGHHH. Dude, you couldnt wait like a few hours at least before you loose all hope and just start killing yourselves. I would have been in there waiting till I ****ing starved, or got out of the jeep to die. Then the final kick in the balls, when that truck drives by with all the brainwashed physcos that were killing people left and right with crazy christian lady. All alive and well, being saved by the very people they were blaming everything on. They killed that poor military guy, and are all ITS THEIR FAULT, then oh gee we changed out minds lol when the military shows up to save them. I wanted them all DEAD.

But other than all that the rest of the movie was good. I was in awe of the huge apartment building sized creature that slowly lumbered by them when they were driving along. I wish we had animals that big. They'd be so cool.
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