That's inappropriate behavior

[Tintenfisch]

Have you ever done something very inappropriate while at school or at work? Of course you have. Who are you kidding, liar?

Lets share our stories or before during and after.

Back in 8th grade, during social studies I think it was, while the teacher was talking I belched really loud. Like the reverbing off the walls kind. I luaghed and laughed. But nobody else did :<

[simple man]

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we made little bows out of paperclips and rubberbands....shot stuff at teachers.

[Alex]

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My high school experience was one long bout of inappropriate behavior.

[John Mora]

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Oh my this could quickly become a Playground topic.

This one time in 7th grade me and my friends were horsing around and I jokingly did that "j**king off" motion with my hand to communicate to them they were being morons and the teacher saw me and gave me a disapproving, disappointed look.

[Biggie]

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The wedding I was just at.

I was with the rest of the groomsmen, and they said the Judge's name was Pedro.

I jokingly said "Jesus ****ing Christ, just because Krissy is mexican she has to get married by a mexican judge?"

Turns out he was standing right behind me.

[BeeZee]

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I'm not even touching this until it hits the Playground.

[Funk]

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Exile this to the pit of despair (a.k.a. Playground)!

Until then: I hissed at my Calc teacher during my senior year of H.S.

[jacquel]

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A friend of mine had her birthday and had a cake during lunch. She brought it into the guidance office to the secretary because they had the same birthday and left her half the cake. Some little fat kid who would hang around there during lunch ate it without hesitation.

I told him he was a POS in so many words in front of everyone and ended it with "I hate you."
Our class president was also in there at the time and told me I was the most amazing person ever.


Oh, high school.

[Owl of Parliament]

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This one time when I was like 16 I lived in Buffalo New York for like four months and I got a job working for kids against drugs and we were handing out pamphlets in kind of a sketchy part of town, and my friend starts going into stores and handing pamphlets to the store owners. Then he walks into a bar, but we couldn't tell it was a bar. So I walk in as my friend hands the bar tender a pamphlet and realize it's a bull dyke bar and one of the bull dykes tells us to get lost. So I jokingly start handing pamphlets to everyone, and one of the bull dykes pushes me up against a pool table, next thing I know my friend grabbed a pool cue and cracked it over the side of one of the bull dykes head. Then like six bull dykes get up and start chasing us out of the bar, but instead of running to the door I accidentally move to the back of the bar, that's when every bull dyke in the bar went after us, mean while my friend gets chased out of the bar by like seven bull dykes. So I got like nine bull dukes advancing on me with chains and pool cues, all I could do was grab the cue ball off the pool table and bash one of the bull dykes over the head with it and she went down. So they all came at me and I flipped the pool table over in front of them, but that just buys me a little time as they all jump over it, and run around it. Next thing I know one of the bull dykes tries to whip me with a chain but I blocked it with my arm and it wrapped around my arm, so I had to bite the bull dykes hand to get her to let go of the chain while several other bull dykes whaled on me. Basically I dove under the lead bull dykes legs and slid toward the door, that's when they all jumped me as I was sliding out the door. So I basically punched and kicked my way out of the bar until I got to the door and got chased for like ten blocks until I lost them and boarded a bus, it's kind of funny when I was sitting on the bus covered in blood there was this little black kid staring at me the whole time.

[simple man]

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This one time when I was like 16 I lived in Buffalo New York for like four months and I got a job working for kids against drugs and we were handing out pamphlets in kind of a sketchy part of town, and my friend starts going into stores and handing pamphlets to the store owners. Then he walks into a bar, but we couldn't tell it was a bar. So I walk in as my friend hands the bar tender a pamphlet and realize it's a bull dyke bar and one of the bull dykes tells us to get lost. So I jokingly start handing pamphlets to everyone, and one of the bull dykes pushes me up against a pool table, next thing I know my friend grabbed a pool cue and cracked it over the side of one of the bull dykes head. Then like six bull dykes get up and start chasing us out of the bar, but instead of running to the door I accidentally move to the back of the bar, that's when every bull dyke in the bar went after us, mean while my friend gets chased out of the bar by like seven bull dykes. So I got like nine bull dukes advancing on me with chains and pool cues, all I could do was grab the cue ball off the pool table and bash one of the bull dykes over the head with it and she went down. So they all came at me and I flipped the pool table over in front of them, but that just buys me a little time as they all jump over it, and run around it. Next thing I know one of the bull dykes tries to whip me with a chain but I blocked it with my arm and it wrapped around my arm, so I had to bite the bull dykes hand to get her to let go of the chain while several other bull dykes whaled on me. Basically I dove under the lead bull dykes legs and slid toward the door, that's when they all jumped me as I was sliding out the door. So I basically punched and kicked my way out of the bar until I got to the door and got chased for like ten blocks until I lost them and boarded a bus, it's kind of funny when I was sitting on the bus covered in blood there was this little black kid staring at me the whole time.

....F--KING AMAZING

[John Mora]

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that did not happen to you that was an episode of roseanne

[Big Country]

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Me and a friend and a girl were talking. Somehow the topic became about porn. So she says " I betcha you two have looked at porn. "

So we just kind of laugh to our selves but then she's like " No seriously have you looked at porn? You can't say no, because I no you have. "

Then this teacher is just like " What are you guys talking about? " It ends up she worked at the elementary school so she wasn't used to kids talking about such manner.


That's the most recent one in my head.

[Toaster]

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Yeah, I really can't comment until this thing is in the confines of the playground.

:V

[Owl of Parliament]

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Yeah, with the crazy hedonistic lives we all have you really can't talk about most of our inappropriate behavior in detail here.
...
Anyways, somebody already made one in the little boys club.

[Toaster]

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You'll just have to use your imagination.

I bet we go on all sorts of crazy adventures when we're not busy beating off each other's egos.