Itch that cannot be scratched

[Ms. Porkchop]

I have an itch to do something creative today. However, I am not gifted in the drawing department like my counterpart is.

Give me some ideas guys!

[Goufunaki]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Umm......

Stack cheeseburgers on your cat's head?

Make a smiley face from bacon and eggs?

Draw a mustache on charlie?

I dunno.

[Ωbright]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Take pictures of urban decay, or maybe make up some kind of food that you've never made before?

Hmm.

Origami? *Shrugs*

[The Toecutter]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Make a hand-crafted butt scratcher, so the itch finally can be scratched.

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Ask Gloomy for ideas. Wait, he'd probably just come here and ask for ideas too.
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Do you have an old xbox? You could paint it. That's what I did yesterday.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

You could always do some of those sprite quilts you were talking about.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

You could always do some of those sprite quilts you were talking about.

Do you understand how labour intensive that is? Oh my god. It takes forever.

I need something to cheer me up. Something I can complete in one day.

[John Mora]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Babies are a creative endeavor. Do one of those.

[Tintenfisch]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

I would like you to draw Doctor Emmet Brown (of back to the future) at dinner with Aquaman and Parappa the rapper and they are arguing who should pay the bill.

[Magus]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Haiku.

Poetry.

Whittling.

[Wavelength]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Kickass domino chain? Erotic cake? Team up with Gloom to make a comic? I dunno, just some random ideas.

The day's running out, just do *something!*

Eh, who am I to speak, I'm sitting here watching football all day...

[Magus]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

Porkchop can write a comic, Gloomy should draw it.

[Chad]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

What he said.

Or you could always get around to starting that podcast.

[John Mora]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

I think my suggestion is the one most likely to be accepted.

[Owl of Parliament]

Re: Itch that cannot be scratched

I think my suggestion is the one most likely to be accepted.

Of course, utilizing the natural ability to breed is the great accomplishment of all.