Disgusting new food item(s) of the week~

[Nixon]

On occasion I find myself trying out some pretty weird stuff.

I will now attempt to document my findings. You are welcome to add any information about various new/odd foods you have tried recently.

And I don't want any serious foods. This should be stuff that even little kids are wary of.

It doesn't have to be candy, but man is there a lot of weird candy out there.

That being said, I will start with this: Marshmallow Ice Cream Cones-


First off, I can't distinguish a real flavor with these things. They almost taste kind of like cotton candy and vanilla, but more bland. They leave a very funky aftertaste in my mouth, and even for marshmellows they have a strange consistency. I think I can feel them doing horrible things to my stomach already!

Overall score: 4/10

Second entry: Fruit Leather-


This is much better. Like a really dry fruit roll up, but a nice flavor overall. Interesting texture... Probably better for me than anything else I've eaten today.

Overall score: 7/10

[The Toecutter]

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Never tried it, never intend to try it, but you may want to give 'potted meat' a whirl.




Here's a taste test from some site:

http://www.thesneeze.com/mt-archives...ont_eat_it.php

Potted Meat Food Product

There aren't too many products that feel the need to reassure you that they are, in fact, "food." Already not a good sign.

The list of ingredients is long and horrifying, coming right out of the gate with "MECHANICALLY SEPARATED CHICKEN." Oddly enough, I'm about to be separated from my lunch, and I haven't even opened the can yet.

Other ingredients include BEEF TRIPE, BEEF HEARTS, AND "PARTIALLY DE-FATTED COOKED PORK FATTY TISSUE" How does one de-fat fat? Bizarre. God knows what else is in here.

Okay, I'm going to go try it now. If i'm not back in ten minutes, call Poison Control...

I'm back. Oofah.

Okay, here we go-- Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass.

Inside is a smooth, oddly pink meat paste. So smooth, in fact, I dare call it "creamy." (I actually got a little gaggy just typing that.) Surprisingly, it was a little spicier than I expected. Although, that sensation may have been a by-product of my tastebuds dying.

The can shows a serving suggestion of the Potted Meat being served on squares of toast. I would also suggest squares of toilet paper. Or maybe a nice diaper.

All I can tell you is, I survived the first installment of "Steve, Don't Eat It." And I have to admit it may have even been a little educational. I know I learned at least one thing from "Ralph's Potted Meat"-- Ralph is a ****ing dick.

Not surprisingly, I've come up with a little slogan the peeps who handle Potted Meat Marketing can use (no charge, as always): POTTED MEAT FOOD PRODUCT: Made By, For, And With Assholes.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

Re: Disgusting new food item(s) of the week~

Pulling back the lid (not recommended) lets loose an odor that punches you in the nose like a stinky fist. If you've ever smelled a can of dog food, it's just like that. Only imagine you are opening the can while your head is wedged in a horse's ass.

Ewwww, that's horrible!

Nix, I look forward to seeing more weird food reviews.

[finalfantasyFReak789]

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I'm glad I read about that potted meat before I ate breakfast... Now I can keep all the food inside of me today

[Redneck 2000]

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I love Marshmallow Cones! And Fruit Leather! Two of the finest delicacies.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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I was always wondering what flavor those feet shaped jelly candies where. You can usually find them in any store that sells penny candies in those big bulk bins.

I eventually found out they were cherry. WHO THE HELL MAKES FEET SHAPED CANY THAT TASTES LIKE CHEERIES?!

[The Toecutter]

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So, Nixon, ever give the 'Potted Meat' a try? Mmmmm. Meat.

[Nixon]

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Hell no. Everybody already knows that potted meat sucks. I'm breaking NEW GROUND!!!

[Snarf]

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EvilNix, have you happened to try this yet:


Ghosts have been prowling around the candy shop.... leaving sweet droppings for everyone to enjoy!

Box contains 24 Ghost Poop treat bags, each with a net weight of 0.75 ounces.


If so, what did you think of it? If not, I would like a critique. I will even buy it for you.

[Vonwert]

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Hmm....The only poop in a bag I wouldn't mind having on my front porch

[Nixon]

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I would gladly try this "ghost poop," but it appears to be nothing more than a bag of minature marshmallows.

Someone saw a clever business opportunity! I wouldn't want you to waste your hard-earned money on it.

I'll see if I can find some new weird treats at the store later on today.

[Riotsword]

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Ah, "Ghost Poop". My mom made several variations on this last X-mas.One was, a jar of "Snowman Poop", just like the aforementioned ectoplasmic fecal matter, and the other was a jar of chocolate covered peanuts, called "Reindeer Poop". LOLZORZ

[Nixon]

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Okay~

I have no idea what this is called so I looked it up.

Kinoko Takenoko:


I'm not sure I really trust these happy cartoon animals.

It's a four pack of japanese cookies that seem very similar to pocky.

The chocolate mushrooms are alright. But I could've bought some YAN YAN and had the exact same thing. The strawberry/vanilla mushrooms... eugh... not very good. In fact, I'm not eating anymore of those. The strawberry... uh.. cone thingys aren't much better... bleh... the chocolate ones are still merely average.

Next time I'll buy something without DRUG ABUSING ANIMALS on the front of the package.

4/10

EDIT- COUNTERPOINT!

I fed some to Dave.

He quickly ate what was left of both bags of the strawberry snacks, and declared them to be "good." He tried some of the chocolate and seemed to enjoy it. He said it has a funky aftertaste.

His rating: 8/10!

[RPGD]

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[Riotsword]

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Shrooom!