Expired pudding- OH NOES!!! >_<

[Sezjeuric]

So Karr is away for 2 days visiting relatives, and I have been "living it up" in the apartment all by myself.... I slept in til 3:30pm, blared music and sang aloud, all that good stuff.

I decided to top off a wonderful dinner of homemade roast potatoes with one of Karr's pudding cups... I go to the cupboard, saw the new combo pack he bought about 2 weeks ago, and tore into the Chocolate Fudge flavour.


One of my quirks is that I like to make designs in my pudding before eating it... like recreating the top of a MCain Deep and Delicious cake... ANYWAY, I tore off the foil lid, and tried to lick the remnants on it... it felt kinda dried out. I thought nothing of it.


I sat down and was watching tv, making my designs and slowly savouring my dessert. After about 4 spoonfuls, I thought the texture was weird, so I looked for the expiration date....


The moment I saw it, I cursed out loud...
*** SPOILERS ***
Feb 12 2007!!!!!
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We JUST bought this damn pudding!

Remember, my stomach is weak to begin with, so this kind of Gloomy conquest just may kill me.

[IRC]

Re: Expired pudding- OH NOES!!! &gt;_&lt;

Maybe Karr's been lying about buying groceries. He's probably got a hidden stash of food that he just rotates out so you'll think he's eating it and buying new stuff.

[Sezjeuric]

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Still doesn't explain why he is so thin but the food keeps disappearing.


I'm feeling tweaks of pain in my abdomen right now.... call it psychosomatic but even the plastic in the pudding cup itself had changed colour. I called Karr and he said there was already a pack of pudding open... I found it and saw it doesn't expire until mid November, and that is where I noticed the plastic difference.


My heart is racing, I am nervous

[Big Rick Cook]

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2222915AAxCpFj

[Vonwert]

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Maybe Karr was trying to kill you with expired pudding.....

[Duel]

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Karr is gonna be pretty mad once he finds out ya ate his pudun.

[Sezjeuric]

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http://answers.yahoo.com/question/in...2222915AAxCpFj

Yeah, but that was only 4 months... this was a year and a half. And I could tell something was wrong with it, the texture was thick... and the plastic on the outside went foggy

Maybe Karr was trying to kill you with expired pudding.....

Why does everyone think he has it out to kill me? Should I be worried?

Karr is gonna be pretty mad once he finds out ya ate his pudun.

Oh I called him right away, and even warned him I was going to eat a cup or two when he brought them home the other week

[IRC]

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Gah, it's too bad you don't have universal healthcare or something. Maybe that's why you damn Canadians will eat old ****.

[Sezjeuric]

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I didn;t purposely eat it.... but what do you mean my universal healthcare? Are you saying that, because it is "free" it is not up to par with other healthcare?

[Toaster]

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Nah, he's saying maybe that's why you Canadians (yourself, Glooms, and Crunk) seem to continue on eating weird, expired stuff and making topics about it.

Because, you know... you won't have to pay for it.



WAKKA WAKKA.

[Bon]

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...So, how does it taste?

[Sezjeuric]

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The taste was fine, it was the texture that was all wrong..... thicker than a tub of cake frosting.... not smooth either.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Yeah, forgot all about pudding's tendency to have milk in it. But if you're still feeling all right by this point, you'll be fine.

It probably had dehydrated milk instead of REAL milk.

And the plastic cup being all foggy is likely just bleedthrough of one or more elements of its composition, likely harmless. It's plastic after all. It absorbs stuff after a while.

[gray]

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canadians eat expired food: a cultural lesson brought to you by the pavilion

[Big Rick Cook]

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Like three weeks.