BABYLON A.D.

[Denmo]

I think I'm going to save everyone the trouble. Don't waste your money on this one.

Possible Thank-You-For-The-Warning Spoilers
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[AbstractOrigin]

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Yeah, I wasn't even gonna make a topic for this movie.
Cause it's that mediocre.
I didn't pay to watch this, but damn when the ending came I wanted my non-existent money back.

[Duel]

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I'll Pass.

[Red Dragon]

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You couldn't tell from the trailers and the actors it was going to be bad?

"Are you a killer Mr. Baldymcbald?"

"Yes *snore* please git in dah car... *snore*"

[Chad]

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I, unfortunately, saw this as well. The coolest part about this was the extended Max Payne trailer. Explains those wings and I was dead on, which is pretty cool.

[Chad]

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*** SPOILERS ***

Chick's pregnant with twin AI babies. Vin Diesel closes van door on a missile and he lives. Vin Diesel gets shot by the chick and dies. Vin Diesel gets stolen from the morgue and revived to find where the chick hid after surviving the missile to the face and then she gives birth to twins for Vin Diesel to raise.

I should also mention that a scene almost straight out of xXx is in the movie with the snowmobile, only this time he manages to just one shot a plane out of the air as well.

*** END SPOILERS ***

[Kefka Jr.]

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God DAMN, Vin, what the **** are you doing

[Magus]

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I, unfortunately, saw this as well. The coolest part about this was the extended Max Payne trailer. Explains those wings and I was dead on, which is pretty cool.

The new trailer explains what's up with all the supernatural bull****?

So what's the deal?

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

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When I first saw the demon/angel/valkyries, I assumed they were symbolic -- either as part of Max's nightmares or from drug-induced hallucinations or something. I didn't think that the new trailer really cleared it up that much, but maybe I missed something.

But it has been pretty funny to hear the gnashing of teeth coming from the gaming community about how the story is going to be crap and how the filmmakers should be shot because it has those creatures, when no one actually has any idea what their role in the film is and how prominent they are. If you want to predict that the movie is going to be crap, I'd start with Wahlberg and Kunis being the leads!

[Bon]

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I saw that link you posted last night, Den.

Jesus Christ, I thought "The Pacifier" would be his worst movie...

[John Mora]

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God DAMN, Vin, what the **** are you doing

The same stuff he always does. I didn't realize you people were ROOTING for him.

[Magus]

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We don't have dedicated action movie stars anymore. Vin could've been one of them (like the Rock) but alas, that time is over.

When I first saw the demon/angel/valkyries, I assumed they were symbolic -- either as part of Max's nightmares or from drug-induced hallucinations or something. I didn't think that the new trailer really cleared it up that much, but maybe I missed something.

But it has been pretty funny to hear the gnashing of teeth coming from the gaming community about how the story is going to be crap and how the filmmakers should be shot because it has those creatures, when no one actually has any idea what their role in the film is and how prominent they are. If you want to predict that the movie is going to be crap, I'd start with Wahlberg and Kunis being the leads!

I can deal with those two so long as the story isn't ****ing Constantine Redux.

[Duel]

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.....It's the V Drug...Max Payne 1.

[Magus]

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That's just as much an assumption, Duel.

[John Mora]

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We don't have dedicated action movie stars anymore.

You say that like it's a bad thing :3