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Garr is a man that no one matches in lack of class. Garr has stated to me, on multiple occasions, that he likes to attend the finest ballets and fart moments before the intermission. I've tried my best to introduce Garr to more gentlemanly activities, such as smoking cigars and wearing a monocle, but he sternly refues in favor of poop fights and fishing food out of a gutter. Celebrating a day that gave birth to such a ugly peasent seems foolish, however the day he first decides to test soap on his flesh may be worthy.
If there was a God he would have Garr banned and his underwear sent up the flagpole. I shall spend this day dreaming of such justice.
Garr is a man that no one matches in lack of class. Garr has stated to me, on multiple occasions, that he likes to attend the finest ballets and fart moments before the intermission. I've tried my best to introduce Garr to more gentlemanly activities, such as smoking cigars and wearing a monocle, but he sternly refues in favor of poop fights and fishing food out of a gutter. Celebrating a day that gave birth to such a ugly peasent seems foolish, however the day he first decides to test soap on his flesh may be worthy.
If there was a God he would have Garr banned and his underwear sent up the flagpole. I shall spend this day dreaming of such justice.
Good luck to us all.
Slavery is merely the will of the free market, IMHO.
"At first it just looked like a picture of a bunch of lily pads, but then I started scraping at it with my pocket knife and the whole painting just sort of spoke to me," Schmidt said. "For the first time, I finally understand what Monet was trying to get across in her work."
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