Sleep time fun, ****s and giggles

[Tintenfisch]

Sleeping is a natural part of life. It's also natural to sleep walk and talk in your sleep.

So pavilion board. What have you done or said in your sleep?

The famous one in my family (still razzed for it) is when I was seven, I climbed out of my bed, peed in the toy chest climbed back into bed, climbed back out of bed and rubbed my hands near the cloths draw as if washing them and climbed back into bed. We later gave that toy chest to my cousins.

[Duel]

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I took a dump in my sleep once.

[Tintenfisch]

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Topic renamed Sleep time fun, ****s and giggles.

[Cutter De Blanc]

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I rolled off a loft bed and smashed my mouth when I was a baby, other than that, nothing exciting...

[Nixon]

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I used to sleepwalk a lot. The last time it happened, I was probably around 13 or 14. Apparently, I got up, cooked food (using the stove), told my family I was going to clean the entire house, then walked back to my room. I left the food on the counter.

Later on they asked me why I'd done that, and I didn't remember any of it.

[American Hero]

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I got up once and stood in the corner of my bedroom and peed all over the walls and floor.

[Translucid]

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I rolled off the top bunk of a bunk bed, straight onto a hardwood floor. it didn't wake me up, but I was confused when I woke up that morning

[American Hero]

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You mean when you woke up that morning, 3 weeks later?

[Translucid]

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[jvrlopez]

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I once slept walked to the kitchen trash can and ****** in it as if it were the restroom. My mom caught me.

And god almighty, did we have a bunch of sleep walking fools in basic training. We had one Airmen get out of bed, strip down, put on his web gear and canteen (protocol states that in BMT you never go anywhere without it), and march around the dorm executing facing movements.

Another flight had someone sleep walk and **** into a wall locker the night before red line inspections.

[H2SO4]

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Peed in you toy chest? That's nothing. I woke up one night when I was like 5 or 6 and peed in the refrigerator.

[Dusk Raven]

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I personally haven't had any sleepwalking incidents, unless you count 5 seconds before waking up from a dream.

I did have a friend whose uncle used to sleepwalk. The uncle would get up, go to the restroom, and use the toilet, then go back to bed. One night, when my friend's aunt was 19, she was coming home late from something and didn't want to sleep, so she went and watched a movie, with a big white bowl of popcorn beside her. The sleepwalking uncle comes out, sees the bowl, walks up to it, drops his pants, and pees in the popcorn bowl, then goes back to bed.

[highwind]

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one time i barfed on your mom's face.

EDIT: sleep-barfed.

[Perversion]

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My brother used to take all the covers off his bed (blankets and sheets and whatnot), take them into the living room, stuff them under a chair or the couch, and then go back to bed without any covers for the rest of the night. He did this sleepwalking, I mean. And he did it multiple times.

It was kinda weird.

[Jamos]

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I was ringing something up then I woke up to check the barcode on my pillow.