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    black holes are racist

    http://www.narbosa.com/2008/07/in-da...le-racist.html

    A special meeting about Dallas County traffic tickets turned tense and bizarre this afternoon.

    County commissioners were discussing problems with the central collections office that is used to process traffic ticket payments and handle other paperwork normally done by the JP Courts.

    Commissioner Kenneth Mayfield, who is white, said it seemed that central collections "has become a black hole" because paperwork reportedly has become lost in the office.

    Commissioner John Wiley Price, who is black, interrupted him with a loud "Excuse me!" He then corrected his colleague, saying the office has become a "white hole."

    That prompted Judge Thomas Jones, who is black, to demand an apology from Mayfield for his racially insensitive analogy.

    Mayfield shot back that it was a figure of speech and a science term. A black hole, according to Webster's, is perhaps "the invisible remains of a collapsed star, with an intense gravitational field from which neither light nor matter can escape."

    Other county officials quickly interceded to break it up and get the meeting back on track. TV news cameras were rolling, after all.
    Footage of it: http://youtube.com/watch?v=yJtGKb_bZyc

    I'd comment, but I'm at a loss for words.
    Last edited by Valkysas; 07-12-2008, 02:17 AM.




    #2
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    Which means....

    SCIENCE IS RACIST!

    =O
    Screenshot Let's Plays

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      #3
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      lol@whitehole

      guess we can't call a power shortage a blackout anymore, oh and we also gotta make the 8 ball in pool grey or something

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        #4
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        if it was a white hole, they'd be overwhelmed by excess paperwork, wouldnt they?



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          #5
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          I hope John Wiley Price loses all of his friends.

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            #6
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            This is retarded.
            http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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              #7
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              *slaps Price and Jones*

              Sensitive bastards. I'm black, and I'm with Funaki on this one.

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                #8
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                It ain't easy being green.

                :kermit
                Last edited by Owl of Parliament; 07-12-2008, 03:38 AM.

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                  #9
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                  I'm brown, and I'm with Funaki on this one.

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                    #10
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                    I'm reddish brown, and I'm with Funaki on this one.

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                      #11
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                      Heh, Black sheep of the family.

                      It's because sheep are white idiot.

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                        #12
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                        Ehhhhh maaang, eets like a Gringo hole....... or sumtheen'.

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                          #13
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                          I'm white and I'm with Funaki on this one.

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                            #14
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                            i'm a black hole and i'm with SHFFRFFFFFRFFFFFFFFFFFFFFTHPTHHHHH.

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                              #15
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                              It's amazing how these racist topics get even more crazy. I think some people should let their guard down for once and stop taking every single thing as some kind of insult. I also think that some black people need to learn that they aren't the only things in the universe that are black though technically, black holes are colorless and cannot be seen.

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