Max Payne Is Hitting The Big Screen.

[Duel]

http://www.firstshowing.net/2008/07/...for-max-payne/

Yeah.

[Magus]

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Holy ****.

I'm actually kind of pleased.

[John Mora]

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Does he still have the bitter beer face?

[Magus]

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Nooooo, he has Marky Mark's beautiful chiseled features. :3~~~

I always thought Dean Winters from OZ, Sarah Connor and Law and Order would make a good Max Payne since he looks exactly like him!!



But no one knows who he is.

[John Mora]

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Even now I've already forgotten him!

[Biggie]

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Didn't they license an actual actor's likeness for Max Payne in uhh.. Max Payne 2? They should've chose him. }:3

But still, this actually doesn't look bad.

[Riotsword]

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Leave out the platforming sequences and we'll be golden.

Oh, and they'll probably include bullet-time in here and everyone will be like "THEY JUST RIPPED OFF THE MATRIX DURF DURF".

And then smart people like us will have to tell them that Max Payne did it first.

[Red Dragon]

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They showed it in the trailer. Yeah, slo-mo in movies has been around forever however perhaps we will actually be able to SEE the action since that's what made Max Payne popular and they will certainly over-use it...

[MRevelle83]

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Leave out the platforming sequences and we'll be golden.

Oh, and they'll probably include bullet-time in here and everyone will be like "THEY JUST RIPPED OFF THE MATRIX DURF DURF".

And then smart people like us will have to tell them that Max Payne did it first.

Come again?

[Duel]

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I hope we get to see a cameo of the pink flamingo.
That creeped me out.

"FlEsH oF fAllEn AnGeLs?"

[Jamos]

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Wow... I would actually go to see this. Just wish it would come out sooner so I can have a good excuse for not watching Wall-E.

Magus: Why you no watch Wall-E, Butthead?

Me: I had a choice to make and I picked Max Payne.

Magus: K I understandz. :3

[Chad]

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Yeah, when this popped up on IMDB months ago I was actually pumped to see Mark Wahlberg as Payne.

[Magus]

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Magus: Why you no watch Wall-E, Butthead?

Me: I had a choice to make and I picked Max Payne.

Magus: K I understandz. :3

THIS CONVERSATION IS STUPID AND NEVER HAPPENED

And I like how everyone's all "YES LOOKS AWESOME!!!" when video game movies have never. Been. Good.

HYUK HYUK THIS COULD BE THE ONE YUP YUP

[Cutter De Blanc]

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Marky Mark is a jackass.

I wonder if they'll have a dead baby.

MARKY MARKS DEAD BABY!!!!!!!!!! OOOOOOOOIH WTFPWNED











But yeah... Mark Wahlberg's a jackass.

[Magus]

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Didn't you see The Departed?