So, I had a really weird dream a few days ago.
I was hanging out in Hyrule castle like I normally do. I decided to do my daily check on the triforce, which was kept in a jar for some reason, and I noticed it didn't have any magical properties anymore. That bastard Ganon must've switched it out with a fake one. I looked outside the castle window, and I seen that all the Hyrule troops were positioned outside preparing for a huge war.
...Then I woke up. What the hell? I haven't even played a Zelda game in months!
Edit: I've had weirder dreams, like in one I was a doctor that helped women give birth and I got into a fistfight with an abortion doctor, and in another I invented microwave popcorn with the bag made out of bread so you can eat the bag when you're done.
I was hanging out in Hyrule castle like I normally do. I decided to do my daily check on the triforce, which was kept in a jar for some reason, and I noticed it didn't have any magical properties anymore. That bastard Ganon must've switched it out with a fake one. I looked outside the castle window, and I seen that all the Hyrule troops were positioned outside preparing for a huge war.
...Then I woke up. What the hell? I haven't even played a Zelda game in months!
Edit: I've had weirder dreams, like in one I was a doctor that helped women give birth and I got into a fistfight with an abortion doctor, and in another I invented microwave popcorn with the bag made out of bread so you can eat the bag when you're done.






Twilight Princess looks amazing, I wish I could afford it.
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