"You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

[Owl of Parliament]

Has anybody seen this before?

"Hi it's Vince with ShamWOW!"


"This is for the house, the car. A regular towel doesn't work wet. This works wet, or dry."


"Holds twenty times it's weight in liquid. Cuts the job in half. Doesn't drip, doesn't make a mess, ring it out."


"You wash it in the washing machine."


"Here's some cola... wine, coffee, pet stains. Not only is the damage going to be on top. There's your mildew, that is going to smell."


"Look at this. Put it on the spill, turn it over. Without putting any pressure. 50% of the cola, right there."


"You following this camera guy? The other 50% -- the color. starts to come up. No other towels going to do that."


"It acts like a vacuum. Look at this, virtually dry on top."


"You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."


"The mini ShamWOWs are for everyday use. You'll get four ShamWOWs for 19.95."


"You call now--"


"We'll give ya' a second set, absolutely free. So that's 8 ShamWOWs for 19.95. Comes with a ten year warranty."


"Here's how to order."

If so isn't it weird?

[Riotsword]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I saw this too.

"You're gonna spend 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

Who the hell is THAT messy?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I think you're looking at the wrong object.

[Cutter De Blanc]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

Shamwow doesn't really roll off the tongue like Paper Towel.

And I'd end up losing them.

And I usually clean up messes with dirty laundry.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

That ten-year warranty might have me sold.

[Translucid]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

where's the phone number, I need to get some shamwows now

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I think I remember seeing something similar but it was with that loud OrangeGlo guy. He's on life insurance commercials now.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

It seems like having the word "sham" in the name of an infomercial product is probably bad marketing.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

Is it supposed to be a play on "chamois" cloth?

[Loki]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

You forgot to include all the customer testimonies.

"All I can say is sham-WOW!"

[John Mora]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I simply had to correct the spelling in the title.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

Re: "You're gonna spent 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I simply had to correct the spelling in the title.

Fascist.

[Red Dragon]

Re: "You're gonna spend 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I have seen this.

I think I could just spend $5 on a regular towel without the word WOW in it to replace this.

[Valkysas]

Re: "You're gonna spend 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

just do a google search, and you'll find out that it's a crap product.

also that the spill in the demonstration that he says he'll do in "real time" is beyond the edges of the carpet before the cut, and not outside the edges of the carpet after the cut.

[DK]

Re: "You're gonna spend 20 dollars a month on paper towels anyway."

I've been wondering what VINCE has been up to.