Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

[Kefka Jr.]

http://www.local6.com/news/16691124/detail.html

Bonus story: Goofiest jailbreak failure
http://www.cnn.com/2008/CRIME/06/24/....ap/index.html

[Chrome Homura]

Re: Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

That is so awesome, my brain just exploded.

I am cleaning the remains from my keyboard as I type this. It's revolting, but still awesome, given the reason why it happened. :3

[American Hero]

Re: Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

I loled at the fact that the place he was swimming was called Nubbing Slough.

[Duel]

Re: Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

This is just like the first chapter of One Piece where Shanks loses his arm to a giant fish and scares it!

Well

sorta

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

WRONG ANIME

[Omnislash024]

Re: Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

So the guy went swimming in a natural body of water located in Florida.
Hello! There are gators there! What the hell were they expecting?

[TheHonorableRyu]

Re: Man loses arm and still bests gator in combat

"He dragged me under the water five times," Edwards said. "Finally, (the arm) ripped off and I wasn't aware at the time. (It) hit me in my stomach and knocked the wind out of me and I dug and took my finger and gouged its eye. It spun and turned around and went away from me. (I) didn't know I was missing an arm until I was swimming back."

Video games don't rot your brains, but they do desensitize you to violence!