The Worst Book In the World.

[Denmo]

THE SHADOW GOD

"Trapped under a beam with the countdown ticking away, the monster just on the other side of the battered door, and my friends are trying to free me, I look up at them and yell, "Go on without me. I'll be alright. I'll hold him off while you escape!" And my friends, because they know my sacrifice won't be in vain, make their getaway and when the monster breaks through just as the explosives go off, I know I died saving the lives of my dearest friends."

[Magik]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

This review fills me with hope.

[JPS]

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wow...thats a bad book

[Shard]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

"Of all the things to think, he never thought he'd think that."



My god. Now I want to read it.

[John Mora]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

Omnislash wrote a book!?

[Red Dragon]

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Wow....

454 pages of that?!?!

[Riotsword]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

Omnislash wrote a book!?

Hahahaha...

AHAHAHAHAHA

OH HOHOHOHOHO

GAHH HAA HAA HAA *cough*

I owe you rep.

[Red Dragon]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

http://www.amazon.com/review/product...By=addFiveStar

fast-paced! A horrifyingly good read! It's about time someone claimed Stephen King's throne!!

Whoop.

[Duel]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

I need to get this.

[Kefka Jr.]

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"Already, he knew he wouldn't be able to do it. In fact, he KNEW he wouldn't."

If not for all of the other evidence, I would've thought this was great.

[Jeroak Nelave]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

How could writing THAT bad be published?

Hell, i stopped writing one of my novels because i thought my writing was bad, but HELL, even my worst could NEVER be that bad.

I'm at a complete loss for words, perhaps i will pull out my novel and start working on it again.

[Valkysas]

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probably the same way that christopher paolini retard got his book published: his parents did it.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

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"It infiltrated his lungs, filling them with a kind of innovativeness he had never felt before."

It's horrible.

I wonder if anyone actually bought this piece of junk, and if they did, I wonder what they did with it afterwards. Burning? Shredder? >_>

[Big Rick Cook]

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I kind of want to read it for the sheer lunacy and retardedness of its prose.

[Duel]

Re: The Worst Book In the World.

I think it proposes a new literacy technique.

Maybe that was the purpose