Pranks You Wish You Could Pull On People

[JLaCroix]

Have you ever wanted to pull great pranks on people and film it, but not have the resources to do it? Here are some things I'd do if I had the resources.

Prank 1:

My brother-in-law and I were thinking about doing this. Basically, I would dress up as Sub-Zero, and he would dress up as Scorpion. We would both enter Wal-Mart through opposite entrances. We would pretend to be shopping as usual, but when we bump into eachother, we'd start all-out fighting and then chase eachother out of the store.

Prank 2:

This also would take place in a Market. I tape a bit of fake green scaly flesh on my face, not alot, but enough to where you'd have to be up close to see it. In my shopping cart, is a baby car seat with a bonnet over it. Inside the car seat, is an alien baby replica. So when people get close to see the baby, they would scream and run off.

What are some of your pranks that you either pulled or want to pull? I bet $100 Valk will have something to share.

[Translucid]

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your first prank belongs at Mega64.

[LunarWingCloud]

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Prank:

Get a piloting license. Get tons of Army Men toys with parachutes. Fly over a building and throw them down to it.

[Perversion]

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It's not like I wish I could pull this prank, because it would be very easy to do...I've just not done it as of yet. And Valk MAY have even mentioned this one in the past. I'd like to go to this grocery store I just went to for the first time yesterday (apparently, it's the largest grocery store in the state of Illinois...it's called Woodman's and is employee owned), and which has probably 30-50 items average down every aisle that I've never seen before in my entire life, and walk up and down the aisles, gathering the oddest (non-perishable) foods I come across, and then walk up to unattended carts that are decently full, and add stuff to them that the person would probably never buy in a million years. For example, walk up to a cart filled with milk, coffee, Wonder bread, cereal, frozen hamburger patties, and corn on the cob (for an example), and add a box of Pocky (which they actually DO sell at this place).

That, to me, would be an enjoyable way to spend a Friday night.

[Alzar]

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ONLY ASIANS BUY POCKY AND ASIANS DONT BUY CORN ON THE COB

[Perversion]

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Yeah, but weeaboos eat it, too.

Sorry, I guess that last post was unintentionally....

:racist

[Valkysas]

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It's not like I wish I could pull this prank, because it would be very easy to do...I've just not done it as of yet. And Valk MAY have even mentioned this one in the past. I'd like to go to this grocery store I just went to for the first time yesterday (apparently, it's the largest grocery store in the state of Illinois...it's called Woodman's and is employee owned), and which has probably 30-50 items average down every aisle that I've never seen before in my entire life, and walk up and down the aisles, gathering the oddest (non-perishable) foods I come across, and then walk up to unattended carts that are decently full, and add stuff to them that the person would probably never buy in a million years. For example, walk up to a cart filled with milk, coffee, Wonder bread, cereal, frozen hamburger patties, and corn on the cob (for an example), and add a box of Pocky (which they actually DO sell at this place).

That, to me, would be an enjoyable way to spend a Friday night.

I've done kind of the same thing, but I usually toss tons of things into carts the entire time they're in the store. so they'll take some stuff out, turn their back, and then even more crap is in their cart.

Not really a prank, I wanted to do it a while back but the organizing just proved too damn difficult: I want to use chalk to decorate an entire block of my neighborhood like a monopoly board. we found a block the right size, but it's just a logistical nightmare to do overnight.

[Zeroth]

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I would dress up in this weird costum and then pretent to be retarded while sitting in santa's lap. I don't think that's a prank though....

Anyway, your first prank is really funny, JLaCroix!

Something tells me you don't like Asians, Alzar.

[The Ice Cream Man]

Re: Pranks You Wish You Could Pull On People

It's not like I wish I could pull this prank, because it would be very easy to do...I've just not done it as of yet. And Valk MAY have even mentioned this one in the past. I'd like to go to this grocery store I just went to for the first time yesterday (apparently, it's the largest grocery store in the state of Illinois...it's called Woodman's and is employee owned), and which has probably 30-50 items average down every aisle that I've never seen before in my entire life, and walk up and down the aisles, gathering the oddest (non-perishable) foods I come across, and then walk up to unattended carts that are decently full, and add stuff to them that the person would probably never buy in a million years. For example, walk up to a cart filled with milk, coffee, Wonder bread, cereal, frozen hamburger patties, and corn on the cob (for an example), and add a box of Pocky (which they actually DO sell at this place).

That, to me, would be an enjoyable way to spend a Friday night.

I'd like to do this, only take like, a jug of milk out. So they think that they, for some reason forgot the milk. They go get some more, and I put it back in so they have two and think they're going crazy. A little cruel though.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

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I would dress up in this weird costum and then pretent to be retarded while sitting in santa's lap.

LOL good one duder!

[Valkysas]

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I'd like to do this, only take like, a jug of milk out. So they think that they, for some reason forgot the milk. They go get some more, and I put it back in so they have two and think they're going crazy. A little cruel though.

If you're caught taking stuff out of someone's cart, most stores would kick you out.

[Toaster]

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As opposed to putting things in other people's carts?



I've done that prank before. What I'd do usually is stick condoms in old people's carts or put tampons in the carts of musclebound men and watch their reactions.

[Blackberry]

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I want to go throught the neighborhood at night and steal everyone's dogs and then put them back in the wrong yards.