Crappy NES games that you own.

[Nixon]

I was inspired by the other topic about "A Boy and his Blob" remake for the DS. We started talking about horrible NES games.

So, we are re-playing some of the worst NES games in our collection right now.

So far Dave has compared Deadly Towers to A Boy and his Blob. He agreed that Deadly Towers, while a complete waste of $2.00, was still better overall. The sound should be turned off for both games no matter what.

Next up: Wrestlemania!

What terrible NES games do you own?

[Redneck 2000]

I was given my NES by a family friend so it came with tons of ass-butt games.

Bible Buffet (http://www.gamefaqs.com/console/nes/data/587132.html) comes to mind. I should check my closet, I have a box of all bad Master System, NES and other random old games.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Out of my collection I hate Wheel of Fortune, TENGEN's RBI baseball, and Beetle Juice.

Wheel of Fortune is so friggin easy to beat. The AI players are so stupid. TENGENs baseball game was complete crap compared to Little League Baseball, which I still play sometimes. Beatle juice is just a pain in the ass to play.

You use "scares" to attack enemies. Theres all different kinds, but you have to buy each and every scare you use. To save up money for them you have to stand around stomping on these little bugs that hop out of holes in the ground. After saving up for about 15 min, will you have enough to buy a decent amount of "scares". You end up constantly having to save up for more, and it gets really annoying!

[gray]

bad is such a relative term.



i only paid 99 cents for my deadly towers :p

[RPGD]

Nothing in particular springs to mind.

[Gustaff 13]

Off the top of my head:


Legacy of the Wizard is pretty bad.
Frakenstein: The Monster Returns featuring the unjumpable chasam
Bramstoker's Dracula Getting a good idea where this list is going?
People will probably be upset if I put Metroid, Dragon Warrior and Goonies II here. But I can't stand em, I always get lost...

[highwind]

Oh I can go ON and ON in THIS topic.

Where do I begin?

How about?

(NES)DEADLY TOWERS! I've never been able to find a point to this game. The graphics look like barf on a dead hobo's exposed genitalia. You shoot blobs of crap with your pathetic sword and walk through a countless labryinth of ugly environments. THIS GAME SHOULD DIE.

(NES)A BOY AND HIS BLOB Who the hell cares what happens in this game? Feed your blob a jellybean...he does some crap. Jump around on your trampoline-blob and die. Fall off a two inch cliff and die. JUST DIE. As soon as you turn this game on....I suggest you turn this game off.

(NES) Back To The Future Oh boy. This game is just like the movie! If only the movie was about running around completely random platforming stages where you collect keys and walkie-talkies that serve no purpose in advancing the game. And how about those bonus stages? Pointless too! Wee hoo! Doc Brown would be proud of this pile of plastic kindling.

(NES) Volleyball Do you wanna play videogame volley ball?? NOPE! Me neither. THE END.

(NES) Legacy of the Wizard Yay I can choose my own character that will run around endless screens of nothing to no end until I get stuck at a dead end and turn off the game! ALLS I WANNA KNOW IS WHERE'S THE SEQUEL??


(GENESIS) Mystic Defender I know this is a topic for NES games but I need to mention how much I hate this game. Ooooh you can use spells! Oooh the graphics are so large and pretty. Wooo I wanna hang myself because this game is so mundane it makes Ben Stein look like Robin Williams.


PS I JUST DRANK AN OLDE ENGLISH 40OZ

[The Toecutter]

PS I JUST DRANK AN OLDE ENGLISH 40OZ

You should try King Cobra.



1) Micro Machines. Lame, lame, lame.
2) Legend of Zelda. Waaaaayyyyy too easy.
3) Urban Champion. Do yourself a favor and avoid the hell out of this. Please.

[highwind]

LEGEND OF ZELDA!?????????????!??!?!

[Alzar]

BLASPHEMY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Loki]

3-D Worldrunner and Pictionary are the worst ones I own.

Though I've got all the clasicly bad ones on my comput.... Um...

Um...

PICTIONARY!

[Denmo]

I can't even find the second dungeon in Zelda. I always end up finding the 3rd and 5th first.

(PSONE) Kileak, the DNA Imperative. Horrible game. You wander through square corridors and fight enemies that look as good as origami. The sound sucks, the controls suck, and it's overall tedius and difficult. Not to mention you had a set amount of fuel that drains constantly.

Sorry, I can't think of any NES games...

[The_Real_Crunk]

Yeah, about half the dungeons in the original Zelda can only be found by burning a random bush in the middle of nowhere, with no clues leading to it. :lol

I was only able to beat it by finding a map in a magazine that had the entire overworld on a 2 page spread.

[Zero]

Back to the future- there was no point to playing this game whatsoever

dr. jekel mr. hyde- this was the dumbest game ever. walk around and get hurt by spiders and kids with bombs, then turn into mr. hyde and fight monsters.

i'll find more bad ones when i get home

[Nixon]

I can't seem to find the copy of "Silent Service" that was gifted to me years ago, but that game is pretty damn boring. You play a really sorry-looking sailor reject that for some reason is the only person on the submarine. I tried playing it for 30 minutes and felt like I would have more fun staring at rocks in the backyard.

2/10!

[Zero]

Skate or die is also pretty bad. I remember I had to turn the controller upside down because the controlls were reversed. I rate it a -5 out of 100

[Zero]

millo's secret castle(i think that was the name) had one unbeatable level with an impossible jump. That reminds me one of the songs on RPGM2 sounds just like the opening song for little nemo the dream master

[Draygone]

2) Legend of Zelda. Waaaaayyyyy too easy.Too easy??? If this one was too easy, that means the other ones must be so easy it's like you're having someone else play them for you.

A Boy and his Blob. I kept getting lost. I kept dying.

Top Gun, MIG 29. I probably just didn't care for these types of games.

Mario Andretti racing game (not sure the exact name). I prefer Rad Racer.

...That's all I can think of.

[Fushigi na Renamon]

The Last Ninja

This ninja in the middle of a park decides to start beating people up. You start level 1 in a theatre, so Gus decided that this must be the park janitor who got bored, stole a ninja costume, then started hitting people and taking their stuff.

The game is hard, pointless, and rather dumb... but it's fun for about ten minutes using the premise Gus made up. :D

[Big Rick Cook]

Archon While it's not really a 'bad' game, it's kinda like a strategy RPG mixed with action RPG elements. Chess meets old school Zelda, but crappier gameplay. You move pieces around a chesslike board, and when one piece 'attacks' another, the two move into a weird arena and duke it out. It was fun for like five minutes, and then I put it in the washer. Literally.

[highwind]

I really like Wizards and Warriors. :(

[Loki]

Me too.

Every time I see Jaws I'm really tempted to get it. It has to be the best bad game in existance.

[highwind]

Me too.

Every time I see Jaws I'm really tempted to get it. It has to be the best bag game in existance.


Oh hell yeah!

It's a SWEET bag game. :lol

[The Toecutter]

Too easy??? If this one was too easy, that means the other ones must be so easy it's like you're having someone else play them for you.

I tried all of them up to the 1st N64 one. Out of all of them, I liked Zelda II for NES, hated the rest of them. And indeed they were almost that easy for me.

Most people will consider the Mad Max NES game crappy, and it is, but for some reason I still love it.

[Caciss]

Wha- how!?

The early Zelda's have almost direction at all. It's relatively easy if you use a guide, but otherwise, I don't see how.

[The Toecutter]

How? Just play it for a few hours and try anything and everything. You'll then finish it. It basically was a press buttons in every possible place kind of game, and had nothing else to it...

[gray]

you LEFT nes games?!?




i....i don't even know you anymore

[Caciss]

The puzzles, the boss fights?

[The Toecutter]

Those were very predictable.

[Caciss]

Go play your post-nuclear war games. :(

[Hyper Dingo]

Tiny toon cartoon maker, soooooo friken hard. I got it for a buck.