Things Men Should Be Able to Do

[Magus]

http://www.esquire.com/features/essential-skills-0508

Ever have a shoeshine from a guy you really admire?

Uh ... no?

Anyway, come up with your own, Pavilion.

[John Mora]

Re: Things Men Should Be Able to Do

Do a single push-up.

[DarkwingChuck]

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A vast majority of that list is completely useless.

[Red Dragon]

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53. Sometimes, kick some ass.

54. Break up a fight.

0.o

[Chad]

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That list is pretty much the opposite of what a man should know how to do.

Mix a drink? Ok.

Chop down a tree? Yes!

Speak French? No, thanks.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Yeah. That list is lame. Although...

32. Describe a glass of wine in one sentence without using the terms nutty, fruity, oaky, finish, or kick. I once stood in a wine store in West Hollywood where the owner described a pinot noir he favored as "a night walk through a wet garden." I bought it. I went to my hotel and drank it by myself, looking at the flickering city with my feet on the windowsill. I don't know which was more right, the wine or the vision that he placed in my head. Point is, it was right.

This one might be about wine, but it's really about vivid imagery. I wholeheartedly stand by this assertion based on the overall subtext that people should describe things as unique and different as possible, while still being technically correct on the description.

[Chad]

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But the thing is, is that something a MAN should be able to do? Manly men should be able to express everything concisely in terms of, "That's good," or, "That's stupid."

[Big Rick Cook]

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I'm referring here to PEOPLE I don't give a **** about what MEN should be able to do **** i hate you but not really.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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So wheres the list of 75 things WOMEN should be able to do? Fold laundry, cook food, have babies, go shopping, etc.

[DarkwingChuck]

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75 Things Women Should Be Able To Do

1. Cook
2. Fetch beer
3. Shut up
4 - 75. Give good ****.

MIRITE?

[Ms. Porkchop]

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75 Things Women Should Be Able To Do

1. Cook
2. Fetch beer
3. Shut up
4 - 75. Give good ****.

MIRITE?

Pretty much

[Big Rick Cook]

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Laundry has to be in there as well. Let's just call it clothing maintenance.

[highwind]

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i've done just about everything on that list.

*swings enormous testicles around*

[Crimson Knight]

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A vast majority of that list is completely useless.

... ... ...

I think most of that list can make men more useful. I've been aching to learn spanish myself.

I mean, I thought guys would want to give women less excuses to cheat.

[Ms. Porkchop]

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Man, if a man knew how to do all that he would get laid allllllllll the time.