I have a new puppy!

[Deeth Irteen]

it's a black Labrador (I don't care if that's spelled wrong) named Odie. he's 2 (or 2 1/2) months old. does anyone have any advice on how to raise a puppy?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: I have a new puppy!

Electro-shock therapy and lots of nose-thumping.

Also, you spelled Labrador correctly, but why would you not want to know how to spell it if you'd spelled it wrong? That's ****ing lame.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: I have a new puppy!

lots of newspaper, and house train that thing before it turns your carpet into a yellow swimming pool or a brown mub bath.

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: I have a new puppy!

Electro-shock therapy and lots of nose-thumping.

Also, you spelled Labrador correctly, but why would you not want to know how to spell it if you'd spelled it wrong? That's ****ing lame.

For the past week and 1/2, people have been giving me a hard time about how I mispell or mess up the pronounciation, and I'm in no mood to give a damn about how to spell words. But that's off topic

[Czechs Mex]

Re: I have a new puppy!

mispell

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: I have a new puppy!

it's a black Labrador (I don't care if that's spelled wrong) named Odie. he's 2 (or 2 1/2) months old. does anyone have any advice on how to raise a puppy?

1. Keep them away from water.

2. They hate bright light.

3. The most important rule. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

[JPS]

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We just got a puppy a few months ago.

The best way to train a puppy is to get a pet transporter and keep the dog in there for the first few weeks and let him out every few hours and increase those hours as the weeks pass...I did this and it worked, never had him pee on the floor, now he runs around the house all the time and never have accidents.

Doing this helps him understand that he does his business outside since a dog wont poop in the same area he lays, it also teaches him how to hold it for extended periods of time.

[JPS]

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Odie? Seriously?

The other dogs are gunna' beat up your puppy for being named after a retarded comic no one likes.

Theres worse things he could have named him.

[Big Rick Cook]

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So was "Assisting Cop on the Golden Gate Bridge" but nobody else liked it. D=

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: I have a new puppy!

1. Keep them away from water.

2. They hate bright light.

3. The most important rule. No matter how much they cry, no matter how much they beg, never, never feed them after midnight.

I love that movie.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Everybody loves that movie. Or they're DEAD AND HOLLOOOW inside.

[Stormy]

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JPS' advice is perfect. A good thing to remember is to be firm when he misbehaves, but not cruel. A good punishment is putting him in the kennel, and ALWAYS punish him immediately after he misbehaves. If you wait to long he will not understand what he is being punished for (too long is anything more than 4-5 seconds, seriously). If you discover the deed after it is done then you remind him of it, then punish him.

If you love him when he is good, and be stern in his punishment for doing wrong, he'll love you AND behave properly, because YOU will be in-charge.

[Guarionex]

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Whatever you do DON'T LET IT JUMP FROM A SECOND FLOOR! My puppy did that, and I think she had some kind of brain damage. She was physically fine tho. In fact, she was ridiculously hyperactive, and she made an habit of jumping of the second floor.

[Deeth Irteen]

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Everybody loves that movie. Or they're DEAD AND HOLLOOOW inside.

I guess I'm DEAD AND HOLLOOOW inside, because I have no idea what movie that's from.

Also, Odie's been nuetered. I have mixed feelings about spraying and nuetering. While I understand the wnat to prevent unwanted litters, there's been a flamboyant use of it for the pasty few months (it'snot on the news, though). Everytime a cat/dog/ other cute and furry animal is found by families/pound guys/ other people like that, it's taken to be sprayed or nuetered. Pretty soon, cats and dogs will become extinct because almost everyone doesn't want them to have the joy of children .*looks squarely at Bob Barker*

What's suprising (or maybe it was inevitable) is that a few months ago there was talk about a woman who forcefully had her daughter taken to a hospital to be made temporarily unable to have children. FORCEFULLY!! Now everyine's gonna want their children to ber unable to have kids, and the government is gonna send them to die in Iraq. America sucks!

[JPS]

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Also, Odie's been nuetered. I have mixed feelings about spraying and nuetering. While I understand the wnat to prevent unwanted litters, there's been a flamboyant use of it for the pasty few months (it'snot on the news, though). Everytime a cat/dog/ other cute and furry animal is found by families/pound guys/ other people like that, it's taken to be sprayed or nuetered. Pretty soon, cats and dogs will become extinct because almost everyone doesn't want them to have the joy of children .*looks squarely at Bob Barker*

How can you use flamboyant(and spell it right) in a paragraph with so many misspelled common words? BTW its spayed not sprayed.

Now everyine's gonna want their children to ber unable to have kids, and the government is gonna send them to die in Iraq. America sucks!

...what?