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    Halt! Penis Theft!

    ...this is just bizaare.

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/nm/20080422/...tic_witchcraft

    ...and it works with my new icon.

    #2
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    The world just keeps getting crazier.
    Screenshot Let's Plays

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      #3
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      what a bunch of great buzz words.

      penis snatchers hahaha.

      Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
      Card Three is released! You can find it here!

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        #4
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        My girlfriend dumped me!

        That hooker must have been a witch.



        Don't copy that floppy!

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          #5
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          no she wasnt, its just your ego was too big to notice your penis is too small.

          Yeah, she dumped you because you had a tiny weiner.




          just pickin'

          Police arrested the accused sorcerers and their victims in an effort to avoid the sort of bloodshed seen in Ghana a decade ago, when 12 suspected penis snatchers were beaten to death by angry mobs.
          This is the bestest best part.

          Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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            #6
            Re: Halt! Penis Theft!

            Someone's stealing penises in the Congo? I guess now we know where on Earth Carmen Sandiego is.
            I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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              #7
              Re: Halt! Penis Theft!

              Large genitilia are desired by males across the world, it seems. But if I tried to use sorcery on someone, shrinking their genitals isn't how I'd go about it. Or maybe I would. Just to destroy their self-image.
              Last edited by Dusk Raven; 04-24-2008, 08:29 AM.

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                #8
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                Or demoralize the world's male population and cause the fall of man.
                Screenshot Let's Plays

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                  #9
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                  Remember to wear a cup when walking around Sorcerors, kids!
                  Last edited by Deeth Irteen; 04-24-2008, 09:26 AM.


                  "You're dead if you aim only for kids. Adults are only kids grown up, anyway."
                  -Walt Disney

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                    #10
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                    (..(..-..)
                    ........^......O
                    (..(..-..)
                    Last edited by 162; 04-24-2008, 09:36 AM.
                    162, representing

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                      #11
                      Re: Halt! Penis Theft!

                      JON STEWART'S MAKIN' JOKES NOW

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