beating meat prevents prostate cancer

[Kire]

This is great! I've been preventing cancer on a daily basis! And my family has a history of prostate cancer!

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/3072021.stm

If this is too riske', move this to the PG.

[Translucid]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

you should tell your family to *********e more.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

wow, there is so many studies on cancer these days. it seems everything prevents cancer, and everything creates cancer. its hard to know which study to follow.

[Kire]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

Yeah, if it CAUSED cancer, I'd be screwed! Instead, I'll just kill kittens.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

Bob Barker probably *********ed every day to control the kitten population. Until he got too old. :viagra

[Duel]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

Good god.

[DK]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

Isn't this ancient news/

[John Mora]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

Yup.

[Kire]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

I don't believe anything unless it's told to me by the British.

[Denmo]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

They teach the exact opposite in Catholic schools.

[Bon]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

*whew* I'm in the clear!

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

I choose blindness and hairy palms over prostate cancer.

[Funk]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

I think I beat my meat enough to prevent 9 to 10 other men from getting prostate cancer, as well.

[Jamos]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

Great news. I'm going to go prevent cancer now.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: beating meat prevents prostate cancer

So whacking off is better than doing it with a chick?