Where can a man get fake teeth?

[Kefka Jr.]

And I don't mean those false sets of teeth, like the ones you'd wear on Halloween, or dentures.

I mean individual teeth. Like, a handful of disjointed teeth. Ideally, enough to fill a dijon mustard jar.

Where could someone order such teeth? How could someone make convincing replicas?

I considered ordering false teeth and then breaking them up. Is that a good idea?

What do you think?

[Toaster]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

Is this going to be for a practical joke? It sounds brilliant.

But as far as how to acquire the fakes, and the price of them, I have no idea.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

I would guess it's something like a video project or something full of awesome that Kefka does as a result of his schoolin's.

And I have no idea.

Go pay bums $2 a tooth?

[Ms. Porkchop]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

I would say that buying the false teeth and breaking them would be your best idea. Even though that could be expensive if you buy brand new ones. And just gross if you manage to find used ones.

[Red Dragon]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

Could always make a mold and some plaster. Maybe a little paint.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

Where can a man get fake teeth?

Certainly not in the same place a woman might get fake teeth. Heaven's, no.

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

I'm directing a play. One of the characters keeps his teeth that fall out in a jar, along with the teeth from his deceased mother and father.

I'm considering just ordering a set of false teeth, but I'm worried they won't sound like teeth when you rattle them.

If the audience is at a proper distance, maybe I can just use chiclets...

[DK]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

Monster makers is what I use for most of my costume making needs.

http://www.monstermakers.com/product...eeth-sets.html

It's kinda pricey, though. other than that I'd go with RD's idea of making a mold.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

I've got an idea but you'll need a fairy costume, a student address list from your local grade school, and a whole bunch of quarters.

[Magus]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?



God, Jeff.

[JPS]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

http://www.911buycostume.com/Pages/teeth/fake_teeth.htm

[Seraph]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

You could try chicklets. I dunno.

[JPS]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

I dont think chiclets would have that hollow enamel sound.

But I dont know, Ive never shaken a jar of old teeth before.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

its a play, im sure the audience isnt going to call the local papers and complain about how unrealistic the teeth where. chicklets are good enough, and cheap enough to be a good budget tool. id expect a professional play with a large budget to have something more realistic but at the distance it really wont look much different.

[Sezjeuric]

Re: Where can a man get fake teeth?

Open up a can of spray paint. You know what Bart said....