skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

[simple man]

OK me and my bro and my dad where skinning fish that we caught. when i look at the corpses. two fishes are still breathing out of their gills and HALF OF THERE BODIES ARE CUT OFF. so then we threw the two jesus fishes plus the dead ones in the garbage can.

some of them had eggs...

[Riotsword]

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[Seraph]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

1 Fish. 2 Fish. Red Fish. Blue Fish.

[Crimson Knight]

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If you ate them, YOU WOULD'VE GAINED THE POWER OF IMMORTALITY.

Hey, everyone would still call you the special person, but at least you can say "well I'm gonna outlive you by a few centuries, so SUCK ON THAT!"

Why waste the fishes?

[simple man]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

we took the meat so dont worry.

IMMORTALITY TAKE IT ITS YOURS!-troy

[H2SO4]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

OK me and my bro and my dad where skinning fish that we caught. when i look at the corpses. two fishes are still breathing out of their gills and HALF OF THERE BODIES ARE CUT OFF. so then we threw the two jesus fishes plus the dead ones in the garbage can.

some of them had eggs...

Dusk Raven is going to hate you for this, Simple.

Oh and how did they resemble Jesus again? Unless you skinned them, left them on your counter for 3 days, then they magically started breathing again, they're more like zombie fish.

[Sezjeuric]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

Or like chickens with their heads cut off..... simple chemical explaination there

[Maijo]

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Fish are delicious. Like ham!

[Perversion]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

I like Mahi mahi.

[Big Rick Cook]

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It's a delicacy in some countries to skin/cook/eat a fish while it's still technically alive. I saw a documentary about the weirdest delicacies around the world, or something, once. It was weird.

[Kire]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

Geez, do you also have green blood and heat vision?

[John Mora]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

It's a delicacy in some countries to skin/cook/eat a fish while it's still technically alive. I saw a documentary about the weirdest delicacies around the world, or something, once. It was weird.

Was it weird?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

It totally was. I like reiteration. =3

[Toaster]

Re: skinning fish+still alive= JESUS FISH!

Totally.