I was visiting family out of town for a week. HUURRRR.
As for news, I got a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt while I was riding in my moms truck($167 JOY), Im gonna be getting more tattoos, and I got a post card from a pavilion crazie.
I also had to go see an hour long christian play with my parents that was ****ing pretentious, and had a very hollier than thou feeling all through it. Im also very NOT christian. It was about different people dying, and what happened to them when they are at the gates of heaven and how only if they accepted jesus as their savoir they got into heaven.
Thier jesus looked like a goofball and made me chuckle everytime he walked out with his nutty grin.
Girl who aborted her baby since her boyfriend suggested it? Boyfriend goes to hell, girl gets into heaven and gets to hold her baby. I laughed out loud as soon as she first said "BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ABORTION?!". Girl with maryln Manson face paint who hates god for taking her mother and father when she was 5? Goes to hell. Armyboy killed in Iraq, who became christian after a fellow marine converted him and pranced around the stage like he was a flaaaaaaaaming homosexual? Got into heaven. Blah Blah Blah, it sucked.
Satan made several apperances at which I rocked the horns and shouted "WOOOOO!" over a silent christian crowd every time he appeared.
I also got home and took a dump only to notice, an empty box of trojans in my bathroom garbage can, leading me to think my creepy talks to himself roomate and his girlfriend had freaky sex all up and down my lovely couch since all he has is a ****ty futon. Ima gonna spray bleach and febreeze all over it tomorrorw.
As for news, I got a ticket for not wearing a seatbelt while I was riding in my moms truck($167 JOY), Im gonna be getting more tattoos, and I got a post card from a pavilion crazie.
I also had to go see an hour long christian play with my parents that was ****ing pretentious, and had a very hollier than thou feeling all through it. Im also very NOT christian. It was about different people dying, and what happened to them when they are at the gates of heaven and how only if they accepted jesus as their savoir they got into heaven.
Thier jesus looked like a goofball and made me chuckle everytime he walked out with his nutty grin.
Girl who aborted her baby since her boyfriend suggested it? Boyfriend goes to hell, girl gets into heaven and gets to hold her baby. I laughed out loud as soon as she first said "BUT WHAT ABOUT MY ABORTION?!". Girl with maryln Manson face paint who hates god for taking her mother and father when she was 5? Goes to hell. Armyboy killed in Iraq, who became christian after a fellow marine converted him and pranced around the stage like he was a flaaaaaaaaming homosexual? Got into heaven. Blah Blah Blah, it sucked.
Satan made several apperances at which I rocked the horns and shouted "WOOOOO!" over a silent christian crowd every time he appeared.
I also got home and took a dump only to notice, an empty box of trojans in my bathroom garbage can, leading me to think my creepy talks to himself roomate and his girlfriend had freaky sex all up and down my lovely couch since all he has is a ****ty futon. Ima gonna spray bleach and febreeze all over it tomorrorw.
). It actually frightened my supple teenage mind into being christian for two years. Then I got tired of being told "Do this or go to hell!" so I quit.
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