So I had to write a paper in English about my hero. The hero I chose was my World History teacher because I want to make fun of him (It's a running joke). I didn't really take this paper seriously... But if anyone wants to read it, scroll down a bit.
Shoddily made since it's a rough draft. Oh and because I don't really give a damn. 
Mr. Wenning is one of my greatest heroes. Though I’ve only known him for little over a quarter of my freshman year, he’s touched my heart. He’s always thoughtful, caring, charitable, and selfless. It is because of these amazing qualities and a few key moments that I hold Mr. Wenning in the highest esteem.
During our homecoming game one year, it started to rain, jeopardizing the game. Mr. Wenning, in his entire amazing ness, used his incredible superpowers to stretch out like Elasti-Girl and cover the stadium for the good of the game. It was thanks to this incredible feat that we won our game rain-free and full of pride. Our football players were overjoyed and so optimistic about our next game that we won that one as well. The Amazing Incident at the Homecoming Game of 2011 has led us to become national champions at Stebbins. Not just with football either. Oh no, we’re also now champions in baseball, basketball, softball, and marbles.
Mr. Wenning, as I’ve already shown, is a life-changing man. Back in the year 2009, he altered somebody’s life in a great way. Of course all of you have heard of the singer Madonna. Well, it is thanks to Mr. Wenning’s subtle suggestions that she donated all of her money to the CIA (Culinary Institute of America). Now, not only is American cuisine the finest in all of the world, but war is gradually slowing to a halt due to the amazing foods of America. Plus, America’s economy has skyrocketed, putting us at the top with no competition. Even though no one wants to compete, they’re too busy loving our fat-free food.
What amazes me most about Mr. Wenning is his ability to maintain under pressure. Somewhere in the year 2011, Mr. Wenning was staying after school to help tutor me in Advanced Physics. We heard screaming from outside and, being the heroic man that he is, Mr. Wenning rushed downstairs in a heartbeat to see what he could do to help. What we saw was tragic. A child, probably only 3 years old, was on the sidewalk, holding his broken arm. Now normally Mr. Wenning would immediately go to the child’s aid, but his Clean Senses were tingling. Over in the distance was a large bomb, probably 20 feet in diameter. Mr. Wenning then ran to the bomb and assessed the situation. The bomb had only a minute of time left remaining. Mr. Wenning then went and proceeded to disarm the bomb. He managed it with only 3 seconds left on the timer. We later learned that his heroic act saved thousands of Nicaraguan babies. How, though, we’re not sure.
Mr. Wenning’s amazing feats have bettered the world in countless ways. He changes the lives of thousands of children, feeds the hungry, and is the reason why bullies are no longer a thought. With him being the reason for Stebbins’ national sport-based success, the decline of war, and saving thousands of Nicaraguan babies, I’m happy to say that I’ve met the man.
During our homecoming game one year, it started to rain, jeopardizing the game. Mr. Wenning, in his entire amazing ness, used his incredible superpowers to stretch out like Elasti-Girl and cover the stadium for the good of the game. It was thanks to this incredible feat that we won our game rain-free and full of pride. Our football players were overjoyed and so optimistic about our next game that we won that one as well. The Amazing Incident at the Homecoming Game of 2011 has led us to become national champions at Stebbins. Not just with football either. Oh no, we’re also now champions in baseball, basketball, softball, and marbles.
Mr. Wenning, as I’ve already shown, is a life-changing man. Back in the year 2009, he altered somebody’s life in a great way. Of course all of you have heard of the singer Madonna. Well, it is thanks to Mr. Wenning’s subtle suggestions that she donated all of her money to the CIA (Culinary Institute of America). Now, not only is American cuisine the finest in all of the world, but war is gradually slowing to a halt due to the amazing foods of America. Plus, America’s economy has skyrocketed, putting us at the top with no competition. Even though no one wants to compete, they’re too busy loving our fat-free food.
What amazes me most about Mr. Wenning is his ability to maintain under pressure. Somewhere in the year 2011, Mr. Wenning was staying after school to help tutor me in Advanced Physics. We heard screaming from outside and, being the heroic man that he is, Mr. Wenning rushed downstairs in a heartbeat to see what he could do to help. What we saw was tragic. A child, probably only 3 years old, was on the sidewalk, holding his broken arm. Now normally Mr. Wenning would immediately go to the child’s aid, but his Clean Senses were tingling. Over in the distance was a large bomb, probably 20 feet in diameter. Mr. Wenning then ran to the bomb and assessed the situation. The bomb had only a minute of time left remaining. Mr. Wenning then went and proceeded to disarm the bomb. He managed it with only 3 seconds left on the timer. We later learned that his heroic act saved thousands of Nicaraguan babies. How, though, we’re not sure.
Mr. Wenning’s amazing feats have bettered the world in countless ways. He changes the lives of thousands of children, feeds the hungry, and is the reason why bullies are no longer a thought. With him being the reason for Stebbins’ national sport-based success, the decline of war, and saving thousands of Nicaraguan babies, I’m happy to say that I’ve met the man.
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