It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

[highwind]

I used to have a job at a museum where all I had to do was walk around and help visitors with any questions they had.

Well, being that the museum was in a tiny town and I was working during the winter, there were never many visitors to usher.

So, everyday I spent about a half hour in the bathroom to kill time and it was my favorite part of the day.

It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

I decided to write an article about it.

Does anyone agree?

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

I'd love to agree with you, Highwind, but it all depends on the bathroom in question's condition, you know?

[Toaster]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

Getting paid for your bowel movements is a pretty great thing.

But I have to disagree. Going #2 at work in a resturaunt (or having to go) can mean certain doom.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

That was excellent.

[SkylureX]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

Taking a paid vacation day is better, because then you can get paid for doing whatever you want, including taking a dump, in the comfort of your own home.

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

But that takes away your valuable vacation time, which is best used when you want to leave town for an indiscriminate location for two weeks.

Use sick time. It's better that way all around.

[highwind]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

But that takes away your valuable vacation time, which is best used when you want to leave town for an indiscriminate location for two weeks.

Use sick time. It's better that way all around.

Yeah, exactly.

It's the idea that you're supposed to be at work but instead you're crapping.

And yeah, restaurant dumping is awful - this is more geared towards office or retail-type gigs.

I'd love to agree with you, Highwind, but it all depends on the bathroom in question's condition, you know?

Well, I mention that it's crucial to find the perfect bathroom to do it in.

[John Mora]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

I haven't read the article, but you're so right.

[Vanilla Iced Tea]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

The only thing that I don't understand in the article is why you have to make excuses for taking a long time in there. The best thing for me is that, if you're gone for a while, you can pretty much just say that you were in the bathroom and no one will want any further details.

[highwind]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

The only thing that I don't understand in the article is why you have to make excuses for taking a long time in there. The best thing for me is that, if you're gone for a while, you can pretty much just say that you were in the bathroom and no one will want any further details.

Ah, that's because the man in the article goes so often - and everyday - he doesn't want suspicion to arise.

It's his secret hideaway.

That's all.

[John Mora]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

I'M ABOUT TO DO IT MYSELF

[Magus]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

It was absolutely the best part of New Line.

IT'S ALSO HOW THEY MAKE THEIR MOVIES AHAHAHA

[Kefka Jr.]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

I'm the only one on duty at the tiny convenience store on campus, so I can't risk leaving for literally more than a minute.

However, getting paid to go on YTMND between customers is a whole new kind of pleasure.

[Nixon]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

Just say you have CFAP (I bet you just read that as CRAP). Then you can go to the bathroom with impunity.

[Magus]

Re: It doesn't get any better than taking a dump at work.

However, getting paid to go on YTMND between customers is a whole new kind of pleasure.

NOT FOR LONG