satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

every time i look over to check the time, i see it trying to tune itself to the right fm frequency. it will go up or down a few .1's then turn back to the time.

the end times must be coming because the frequency of this random tuning is happening more often. today i finally got mad at it and hit it, producing a deep gouge in my hand.

ive never liked this stupid thing, its too bright, its a pain to operate, and it has a ton of crap i dont need. if its dark taint spreads to my ps2 im going to smash it with a hammer.

[Seraph]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

I say smash it with a hammer anyway, for ****s and giggles.

[The Toecutter]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

I say take it apart, strip it for parts, and burn then rest.

Burning is good.

[IRC]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

Didn't someone else have a devil alarm clock?

[JPS]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

I say take it apart, strip it for parts, and burn then rest.

Burning is good.

Just make sure the parts you take out arent the ones possessed

[thetruecoolness]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

He must be in my computer speakers as well, since they will randomly change from no volume to full and back again, and continue to oscillate.

I'm thinking it's just that Creative makes ****ty volume control modules though, that have weak wires or connections. Hitting it does seem to help though, but I hit it against other things as to not make gouges in my hand.

Just make sure the parts you take out arent the ones possessed

JPS, those are the ones you burn. Problem solved.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

Seriouely, sell it on Ebay. Stupid people LOVE haunted stuff.

My alarm clock SUCKS. The buttons to change the time dont need a special button or switch held down to change them. So you can just put something on top and accidently hit the button and it changes the time. What makes this worse is that the Snooze button is RIGHT BESIDE these buttons. So while Im half asleep trying to find the snooze button, at least once a week I **** the time up and FREAK OUT thinking I slept in and am now 3-4 hours late for work.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

my hand is already healing fast. words of advice, dont pick the skin flap off your gash, just smooth it back over and your body will re assimilate that **** back in place.

it kind of looks like a blood blister now, like the one i got when i was playing hockey and got some skin slammed between two sticks.

this has been a ****ty month for electronics for me. my watch battery died along with the watch, my internet thinks its downloading porn and slows right down, my labtop thinks its a 360 and does a blue screen of death (yea i know its red ring of death but w/e).

oh, and my microwave clock likes to warp into the future and report the time it finds there. damn, ive even had a possessed radio that used to play any tape you put in it in chipmunk speed. rap is tolerable at 15x speed.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

Perhaps Lucifer wants something? Offer him your soul.

[Seraph]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

Your living in a vortex.

[JPS]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

JPS, those are the ones you burn. Problem solved.

Well yeah, but how do you know which ones are possessed?

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

i sold my soul to the other dark power, christanity.

if he wants to wheel and deal he better find a way to do it less annoyingly. i can understand why he keeps changing the station, i think i have it set to country or something.

@jps: toss some holy water on it and the parts that burn and melt are the ones that are possessed (or electric).

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

Yeah. Most people hate country. 'Tis the new holy water.

[JPS]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

I don't like a lot of the newer country, however I will listen to a lot of older country, like Alabama, Brooks & Dunn, even all the way back to Conway Twitty :3

But thats what I grew up on and have yet to abandon it, I guess I'll probably never abandon it since its the only thing I have left of my childhood thats still around.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: satan is trying to tune my alarm clock

sez listens to a lot of country lately, the older country mind you. i like the old country myself, though i enjoy it more sparingly then sez does. the new stuff just doesnt have the same feel.