If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

[Funk]

...I am going to slit his/her/their throat(s).

[Jamos]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

Not if I get to them first! Heads will roll!

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

Those things are so stupid. Why would anybody buy them?

[Duel]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

But it makes you totally RAD! Until you trip and hit your face on the cold concrete below.

Hehehe...

[Maijo]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

I think it's an awesome idea.

Why not have wheels in your shoe at will? It's like 1 step behind rocket boosters!

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

i wish they where outlawed, no kid should have them. i think they are illegal in all schools and a good deal of stores to. they are not practical, they are lazy, and the person who invented them deserves to be shot in the face. even the name sucks!

oh, and any kids i ever have will be forbidden to buy/wear anything that has a wheel that isnt designed to be used as rollerblades.

[JPS]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

I cant stand the things, I was walking through walmart and a kid came flying around the corner and hit my cart, successfully hurting his ankle when it went between the floor and the cart.

Then his ******* mom have the nerve to fuss at me about why I hit her son with my cart...I told her I didnt hit him, the little **** was flying through the store with no regard for the safety of others, he deserved to get hit, and Im glad I was the one that did it.

[DarkwingChuck]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

oh, and any kids i ever have will be forbidden to buy/wear anything that has a wheel that isnt designed to be used as rollerblades.

I hope none of your kids are paraplegic.

[Kire]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

I thought about having a pair, it would be fun once or twice.

[Jamos]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

Damn you, JPS. I already gave you rep.

[Sezjeuric]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

I think they are annoying. They are expensive too. I see kids wheel around fast all the time at work, and it makes me damn nervous. We have concrete floors, and the sound of that skull smacking against that surface will probably make me throw up.

[Kirin]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

I especially love them every time someone wearing them heel-skips into my store and crashes into a wall of games, even though I've alphabetized that aisle at least 6 times that day.

[The Toecutter]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

Considering that I don't know how to skate, Heelys are of no use to me...


Now Austin Healeys are something I'm quite enthusiastic about. I'm very partial to the 3000 and Bugeye Sprite myself. It's too late to kill Donald Healey.

[Funk]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

TERR IS IN MY TOPIC AND IT MAKES ME HAPPY!

[Translucid]

Re: If I ever find the person(s) that invented Heelys...

some kid was wearing them in a rental place, just dashing around like an idiot. rental place had tile kinda floor so it was like CLACKCLACKCLACKCLACKCLACK