Need news tickers for my game

[JPS]

Im guessing this will go here, its a game I'm making for VB6.

I need some rediculous news tickers, make as many as you want, try to make most of them about people/drugs/crime/etc..., my game centers around becoming a drug lord/territorial dominance.

Ill detail more about the game later in my game forum.

Try to make the spelling and punctuation right in each suggestion, as I will be copy/pasting it and dont want to weed through all the suggestions correcting them.

I will use all suggestions I get, no exceptions.

[Stormy]

Re: Need news tickers for my game

Crime News Network (CNN): "Notorius Crime Lord <Player Name> has broadcast this message to his deposed rival Jack 'the Crack Rabbit' Jones: 'All your base are belong to us.'"

This is fun I'll come back with more later.

[JPS]

Re: Need news tickers for my game

Crime News Network (CNN): "Notorius Crime Lord <Player Name> has broadcast this message to his deposed rival Jack 'the Crack Rabbit' Jones: 'All your base are belong to us.'"

This is fun I'll come back with more later.

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[Jamos]

Re: Need news tickers for my game

Beagel mugged for drug money. See the live interview here at 11.

[JPS]

Re: Need news tickers for my game

Beagel mugged for drug money. See the live interview here at 11.

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[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

Re: Need news tickers for my game

Disney and Wes Craven team up to make a new children's movie that will "blow your mind."
Coverage at 10.

...It was either that or "This just in, Elmo threatens to kill little boy."

[Jamos]

Re: Need news tickers for my game

Largest car pile up in history happened earlier today. The site of the accident was 5 feet from the senior center parking lot...