Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

[Crimson Knight]

I think I got it. The last thing plant related that I remember coming in contact with, is a vegetarian girl's hoohaa. So it's an STD!? Oh snap.

I love me some hamburgers, chili, lamb cutlets and chipped steak. But I've started to get more and more sick from eating meat. Kosher, pork, chicken you name it. Even my favorite snack, honey BBQ flavored Fritos, are giving me the queasy-ness. It's been going on for a few months. So I've been eating more sweets, since those happen to be the only things that don't make me sick(much). In fact, 1 baked good a day is usually all I eat. Haven't been gaining weight though, I've been losing it moreso. I don't eat plants, because vegeta-bles are for losers.

Now that I think about it, I MIGHT BE TURNING INTO L!!! He's creepy. ;_;

So, any veggie pavilionites out there? How'd you guys go vegetarian?

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

id put the t rex to shame i love meat so much.

im not a fan of those vegans who do it to look trendy. we are made to eat meat so shut up and eat it! vegetables and plant stuff are too expensive anyway, i cant afford to eat healthy.

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

Nine-tenths of the animals on Earth are born to be eaten! Vegans are sissy cry-babies who "treasure other forms of life". PBBBBBBBBBBT!

[Valkysas]

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nothing is "born to be eaten". Just because they are eaten doesnt mean thats their purpose in life. all life is born to reproduce.

but if you want to ignore that, why stop at 9/10s?

In that case, everything is born to be eaten, including us. gotta feed the worms. apparently just because really tiny things eat us, that's our whole purpose in life.

[Seraph]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

nothing is "born to be eaten"

What about the souls of children?

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

What kind of ****ed up question is that?

[Deeth Irteen]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

What about the souls of children?

Bad Seraph. Very Bad. No cookie.

[Seraph]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

It was a joke.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Vegetarianism is serious business.

[Seraph]

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*Hangs head in shame*

[Big Rick Cook]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

You should do it in derision.


AND, so I don't derail the topic, I'm a meat-eater, but I do gorge myself on certain kinds of vegetables (black olives, peppers of ANY kind, red onions, tomatoes) and wholly endorse people who truly feel that vegetarianism is good for them. Even when we can all see how unhealthy they look. Stupid people are easier to spot by the pallor.

[Big Country]

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To go along with Valks and Nerd Gods discussion. I wouldn't saying dieing is an animals purpose in life. That's like saying our purpose is to die. Animals purpose of life jsut like ours is living, and enjoying our selfs. However death is part of life everything faces and it's something that must happen at sometime. I eat meat. I personally don't really care. If it tastes good, and doesn't have a billion calories I'll eat it. I go hunting. We usually get 1 deer one moose a year. And we get jerky made and everything. None of it's truly wasted. But those people goign around killing animals for the fun of it, truly don't get my respect unless they can prove themselfs of being very sorry and serious about it. (also depends what animal it is). * Knock on wood *. You guys know about that one time. W/e. I just said that because I'd prefered it not brang up. It was like a year ago. To the point! When an animal dies it does it's job in the ecosystem. It provides food for scavengers and decomposers.

[Seraph]

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None of it's truly wasted.

What about the antlers, hooves, skin, intestines etc?

[Crimson Knight]

Re: Don't have sex kids, you might catch Vegetarianism!

AND, so I don't derail the topic, I'm a meat-eater, but I do gorge myself on certain kinds of vegetables (black olives, peppers of ANY kind, red onions, tomatoes) and wholly endorse people who truly feel that vegetarianism is good for them.

Ugh, I hate olives and tomatoes! Even though I can tolerate eating them if I had to. I should start finding a plant to eat, before all the bees disappear, and kill off 70% of our food. O_O

[Big Country]

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What about the antlers, hooves, skin, intestines etc?

I was waiting for some smart ass to think of that question. When you send them to the butcher ( atleast ours ). They actualy take care of that. Probally half ass. But still. I know the antlers hooves and skin or defitinally not wasted. Some times we cut off the antlers if there big. The skin could be made into many things. The hooves aren't they made into glue. And intestines I don't know.