Dude, You're Not Believe This!

[162]

I just found out from a classmate's report on a magazine article that checking your e-mail or voice mail so much can actually lower your IQ temporarily! She also said that marijuana users have a higher IQ than these schmucks!

I am not kidding!

[DK]

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Dude, You're Not Believe This!

162 did you just check your voiceemaaiiilllll???? 8)

[Seraph]

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I don't believe that pot either lowers or increases your IQ. It just makes your brain clumsy.

[Big Rick Cook]

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I don't see it as such a hard thing to believe.

Answering e-mails and listening to voicemail takes away from time you could spend enriching your mind, retaining your grasp of things you already know and gaining knowledge of new and exciting things.

Cause all you're doing is gossiping most of the time through e-mail, IM, or voicemail. =3

[DK]

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Well wait a minute, gossip IS the knowledge of new and exciting things, though!

[162]

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Well, the article said that they conducted scientific research.

...Actually, this explains why some of my classmates act the way they do.

[DarkwingChuck]

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The people who decided it was a good idea to put cocaine in soda conducted scientific research too. They just weren't very good at analysing the results.

[Big Rick Cook]

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Cocaine peps you up! Let's put it in!

Oh, wait. It's highly addicting and dangerous.

Caffeine peps you up! But it doesn't kill as fast! Let's put it in!

YAY.

EDIT: And for anybody who wants to clarify this, I totally just made this all up. I have no idea how it really went.

[Deeth Irteen]

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You won't believe this, either.....

A friend's friend says that cartoons about car insurence cause testicular cancer.

[jacquel]

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goddamnit erin esurance you lied to me

[Seraph]

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Cocaine peps you up! Let's put it in!

Oh, wait. It's highly addicting and dangerous.

Caffeine peps you up! But it doesn't kill as fast! Let's put it in!

YAY.

I inclined to believe this is actually how it happened.

[sleepywolf]

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Scientific research or not...I'd rather stick to readin emails than smokin marijuana...I'm sure it's much cheaper that way

[Duel]

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I hardly read my e-mail! I have 700 unread messages!

And 100 of these messages are from some guy who thinks I have a personal love affair with his wife!

A-WOOT-WOOT!

[tjoris9]

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They need to do more research, because I'm reasonably certain that the I.Q. drain is caused by overexposure to penis enlargement and debt consolidation advertisements.

[Sivart the Sloth Trencher]

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I hardly read my e-mail! I have 700 unread messages!

And 100 of these messages are from some guy who thinks I have a personal love affair with his wife!

A-WOOT-WOOT!

How many of them have you responded to? o.O