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    WTF TYRA?!?

    Anybody else watch Tyra's talk show? I do, practically every day. I started watching when it debuted to see what a train wreck it'd be. I've kept watching because it's turned out to be the most wonderful kind of train wreck. If you don't want to sit through the entire hour of it that's fine, just watch The Soup on E! because they always show the best parts. And it seems Tyra is purposefully doing things that will end up on there.

    Like today, Tyra featured a male-to-female transgendered person. They even had the camera's in for the surgery. But that's not the train wreck part. It's when they showed her peeing for the first time after the surgery (everything hidden by the hospital gown of course). But then it gets better/worse! Tyra demonstrates for her the correct method for squatting to pee. I mean, what the hell! I love this crazy b****! I can't wait to see what Joel says about this one.

    At least when Oprah copped a squat for all the world to see, she was trying to get an Oscar.
    Last edited by DarkwingChuck; 02-26-2008, 10:47 AM.
    I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

    #2
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    AND YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE

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      #3
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      Originally posted by John Mora View Post
      AND YOU GET VASELINE AND YOU GET VASELINE
      http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jOR4qekHWlA

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        #4
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        Tyra's a lot like Lair.

        A beautiful disaster.
        Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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          #5
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          But there's no patch that'll fix what's wrong with Tyra.
          I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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            #6
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            I didn't know she had a show until a few days after seeing her in Mr. Woodcock (which was a boring lame-fest) and thinking it was just some weird fake thing, then I happened across it while I was looking for the channel that got taken over by The N.

            And look at me, I still don't care! =D
            "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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              #7
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              **** Tyra Banks.

              The End.

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                #8
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                IN the end? |:3

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                  #9
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                  Yes. Yes I would.

                  Originally posted by Chu˘kRi˘h View Post
                  But there's no patch that'll fix what's wrong with Tyra.
                  Yes there is. A PATCH OF DUCT TAPE!!!
                  Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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                    #10
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                    Didn't somone take a bad photo of her and then she did a whole episode about how pretty she is?

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                      #11
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                      She's bat **** crazy. That vaseline segment made me think of Tom Cruise.

                      And she looks too white for such a proud black woman. Washed out face, straight-blonde hair.
                      Last edited by Toaster; 02-26-2008, 04:37 PM.

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                        #12
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                        ...

                        Is that making fun of the Youtube comments?

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Red Dragon View Post
                          Didn't somone take a bad photo of her and then she did a whole episode about how pretty she is?
                          Yeah. She even did a full reshoot of her first SI Swimsuit cover to show how she still looks exactly (mostly, sorta, if you don't look straight at it) the same.
                          I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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                            #14
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                            Oh god, I watched the squatting to pee segment on youtube. IS THAT HOW ALL WOMEN PEE? MY MIND HAS BEEN BLOWN.

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                              #15
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                              No that is not how all women pee.
                              Last edited by Ms. Porkchop; 02-26-2008, 11:39 PM.

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