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    Good things those new Mars bars are all peanut free

    Cause Im totally one of those wussies that cant handle peanuts in my food.



    Thank god theres warnings. I might have been dumb enough to try eating a snickers bar and killed myself.


    Oh no. Not that. Anything but that.


    AH NON! AH NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNN!!


    #2
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    I'm not sure what this is trying to make fun of. You could die from peanut allergies and the food companies sure as hell don't want a death on their hands.

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      #3
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      I think he was making breakfast suggestions for the pavilion.

      By the way, does the peanut butter having a warning on it that says it contains peanuts?
      Eat Smello.

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        #4
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        Originally posted by John Mora View Post
        I'm not sure what this is trying to make fun of. You could die from peanut allergies and the food companies sure as hell don't want a death on their hands.
        Well, any death that they have any direct control over. Otherwise, they're legally free to inject food with whatever.
        Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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          #5
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          yaaaay :3

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            #6
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            Originally posted by John Mora View Post
            I'm not sure what this is trying to make fun of. You could die from peanut allergies and the food companies sure as hell don't want a death on their hands.
            I think it's along the same lines as the whole McDonald's "Warning: Hot coffee is hot" thing from the past. Just a stupid disclaimer due to stupid people.

            If you have a peanut allergy and know about it, it's your responsibility to take note of what you're eating and actually read the ingredients. The big NO PEANUTS label is stupid. I've known plenty of people allergic to eggs, cinnamon, peanuts, and other foods I can't think of right now because I'm lazy. They're all still alive.




            Hell, why even have recognizable logos for any products? Let's just cover everything with labels that tell what ISN'T in it so nobody has a reaction, dies, and sues us for their own negligence. It's a shame that now America (and maybe Canada?) is full of people who think everything is owed to them and will screw you out of all the money you've had, have, and will ever get because they're careless and need someone else to blame. Who mans up and admits when they've made a mistake these days anyway? Nothing to be gained from that.

            God, I hate people.
            Keep the change.

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              #7
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              warnings like this make me wonder if my bf can sue Full Throttle for giving him acid reflux.

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                #8
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                law these days seems to lack the all important personal responsibility clause that entitles them to use due diligence in their actions. if you see water on the floor and you trip, its your fault, if you are hit with ice coming out of a building, its your fault, if you ingest a product that contains peanuts then its your fault. any reasonable responsible person should look after their own interest. negligence of a company does not mean they didnt wipe the floor clean or fail to make the peanut label bigger, its when a company willingly decides to disregard safety, this is safety a consumer cannot prevent such as improper stacked tiles that isnt obvous to fall, or where an important safety guard was deliberately missing. of course even then the responsibility lies with you to recognize potential danger and use common sense to make the right decision.

                if you sue the company for negligence that you could of easily prevented by being more aware or using common sense then the money should go to the goverment and you should be institutionalized since your clearly not able to function in society on your own. sometimes accidents happen, its unfortunate but every accident could be prevented. best take responsibility for your own actions and sue only when the company is truly negligent. greed seems to be at the heart of all these cases.

                our society is getting worse because of all the disclaimers, all the politically correct garbage, and every other society destroying behavior that stupid people have made possible through their own law abuse. companies have to protect themselves, and unfortunately its everyone else who ends up paying for the idiot who abuses the law to make free and excessive money.

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                  #9
                  Re: Good things those new Mars bars are all peanut free

                  Jesus Christ, Karr.

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                    #10
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                    Originally posted by John Mora View Post
                    Jesus Christ, Karr.
                    where? <looks around>

                    hail messiah!

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                      #11
                      Re: Good things those new Mars bars are all peanut free

                      Does every topic need a four or five paragraph diatribe from you on "our society"?

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                        #12
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                        I hardly think Karr would post them if they didn't. =3
                        "Mindless killing doesn't do a lot for me anymore." - Sampson

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                          #13
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                          Originally posted by Big Rick Cook View Post
                          I hardly think Karr would post them if they didn't. =3
                          Originally posted by John Mora View Post
                          Does every topic need a four or five paragraph diatribe from you on "our society"?
                          yea, heaven forbid i not rant my opinion.

                          i dont have the talent mora does to walk into a topic and state a one line grump and win the day.

                          if we get 3 more people to post a wall of text then we can make a house.

                          Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by Karr Lord of Chaos View Post
                            if we get 3 more people to post a wall of text then we can make a house.
                            HOUSE OF TEXT! HOUSE OF TEXT! HOUSE OF TEXT!

                            It'd be our own meme.

                            *runs into a house of text*
                            Quote of the moment - "When you cut down a tree, don't stand near it."

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                              #15
                              Re: Good things those new Mars bars are all peanut free

                              Some people can't eat things that were even made with equipment/utensils that have been used on peanuts. That's why a lot of nutless foods, especially candy bars, have a warning that they were made in a plant that processes peanut goods. I think that's what this big peanut free logo is about. It's something you have no way of knowing if they don't put it somewhere on the label.
                              I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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