The ****ing Oscars + Pokemon Movie

[SirTMagus]

Hey douchebags. I'm SirTFagus and I'm your guide to the Oscars tonight.

My thoughts: THERE WILL BE BLOOD SHOULD WIN EVERYTHING. Or No Country.
Everything else: who cares.

For now: Skip the announcer bull**** (really, what better occupation to declare open for skull hunting in the U.S.) and watch this Pokemon movie on Cartoon Network with me.

HOLY **** DAWN IS SO HOT

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ESOECUALLY WHEN ANGRY :33

[Chrono]

I'm rooting for The Oscar Movie (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vXd88rIPeLg), I heard its great.

Oh, No Country for Old Men for me, my favorite film of the year.

[Bon]

I'm with Chrono.

The hell with the pokemon movie. Ever since they changed voice actors, the show has sucked more than usual.

[SirTMagus]

Licky Licky! Wake up this instant!

WTF, Team Rocket is different voice actors too?!

This is BULL****.

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[SirTMagus]

you may wanna housebreak your pig

ALREADY DONE

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[SirTMagus]

Wow, does Brock's voice suck.

[Vonwert]

Is this his 3rd or fourth voice actor? :)

[SirTMagus]

I dunno man but I wish Jon Stewart would-- NEVERMIND HHERE COMES JENNIFER GARNER and her chin

OHHH BOYYYYYY read that screen girl

edit: Costume Design goes to Elizabeth the Golden Gay

[Valkysas]

I'm just watching to see if they somehow decide some movie other than transformers gets best visual effects.

[Wavelength]

I'm watching Big Brother at the moment. No intellectual, visceral, or entertainment value that I could ever point to... and yet I would recommend it to everyone.

Isn't there some new Yu-Gi-Oh-like "anime" premiering on Cartoon Network tonight? I want to at least give it a chance. EDIT: Yeah, it was Bakugan (or something), and so far it seems like a Digimon ripoff with atrocious dialogue. They made a mistake by not showing two episodes on the premier.

[SirTMagus]

I dunno, I think/hope it's Pokemon all night long.

I'm just watching to see if they somehow decide some movie other than transformers gets best visual effects.

I think Transformers deserves it.

[Goufunaki]

i is watching oscars too

[SirTMagus]

THEN YOU TOO KNOW THE PAIN OF CLIPS SET TO CELINE DION

[Goufunaki]

Jack, I'm flying!!!

[Chrono]

*cue sentimental, previous Oscar winning song while showing heartwarming, inspirational clips from past shows.

[Bon]

Ratatouille won. Good work, it was a kickass movie.

[Hyper Dingo]

Isn't there some new Yu-Gi-Oh-like "anime" premiering on Cartoon Network tonight? I want to at least give it a chance.


I'm guessing it's that thing that has to do with balls and ball launchers. The toys are flooding the shelves over at Toys 'R' us

[SirTMagus]

yay ratatouillelelelee

now welcome katharine "knocked up was overrated and sexist but hey i didn't mind the fat paycheck and career boost" heigl.

[Goufunaki]

the asian make up for Norbit looked horrible. o_O

[SirTMagus]

:lol

Like Norbit even had a ghost in *****y make-up of a chance.

:racism

edit: Truly one of this bat**** institution's most questionable maneuvers.

[Goufunaki]

cue the music! Get that old lady off the stage!

[SirTMagus]

Yeah, that was cruel.

Now let's have Amy Adams send the girls of America back to the kitchen.

[Chrono]

She looked terrified while singing that song.

[SirTMagus]

Oh my gosh. Catherine Zeta-Jones used to be... a babe. :drool

[Goufunaki]

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[Duckroll]

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I know thats fake. But whoever made it was stupid enough to keep the shoes the same dimensions. :lol

[Chrono]

The Rock...at the Oscars....?


YEAH!

[Goufunaki]

transformers lost to golden compass!

[SirTMagus]

Oh, God, Valk.

:(

[Valkysas]

SUCH BULL****.

Golden Compass wins best special effects?

HOW THE ****.

[Goufunaki]

America loves talking CG animals!

[Valkysas]

turning it off now. their judgement is obviously ****.

Every single visual effects award given out aside from the oscars, transformers won.

even people who hated the movie praised the visual effects.

golden compass' CGI was pathetic compared to both pirates and transformers.

[SirTMagus]

Hey, don't sweat it, man.

They're wrong, like, a million % of the time.

[Duckroll]

Transformers was way better.

[SirTMagus]

Huh. Jerry Maguire?

The 90s were silly.

[Goufunaki]

funny, they have all these old clips to increase the length of the awards show, yet start playing the music to kick people off stage after a few seconds.

[Valkysas]

I don't think I'd have been that mad if it lost to pirates, it's just that golden compass looks like **** compared to both movies it was up against.

[Sezjeuric]

Transformers should have won, I absolutely agree.


I'm paying attention to the dresses/hair/ jewellery as well.


Jennifer Hudson's boobs look deformed here.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Transformers should have one, I absolutely agree.


I'm paying attention to the dresses/hair/ jewellery as well.


Jennifer Hudson's boobs look deformed here.

Oh god, your catching the crappy grammar bug from karr

[Dreamknight]

I don't think I'd have been that mad if it lost to pirates, it's just that golden compass looks like **** compared to both movies it was up against.

Let it go.

Grammar, Porkchop.

[SirTMagus]

Yeah, it's bull****.

Meanwhile Javier Bardem still creeps me out, even in clips.

And Philip Seymour Hoffman looks hilarious. Did he say "stinky station chief?"

OOH TOM WILKINSON

YAY CHIGUR

[Bon]

Javier won for "No Country"!!!

Ha ha!

One down...

[SirTMagus]

YEAH WE GET IT JAVIER YOU'RE FOREIGN AND GORGEOUS

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[Chrono]

Wait...Paul Dano, from Blood, didn't get a nod for "Supporting", but Hal from Into the Wild, which is no more than a 10 minute appearance gets one?...alright.

[Goufunaki]

ok, the bad dream montage was kinda amusing. :)

[Sezjeuric]

Oh god, your catching the crappy grammar bug from karr

ARRRGH, dammit NO!!!!



You know what it was? Karr was talking to me at the same time as I was typing, and I yelled at him to stop talkign to me as I was trying to focus. He kept saying, "Do I keep ONE? Do I keep ONE?!"

[Goufunaki]

just play oscar music to make him go away

[SirTMagus]

ok, the bad dream montage was kinda amusing. :)

Yeah, I saw Ripley from Aliens and I popped a Captial B.

I like Jon's hosting. SO FAR. He could still **** it up. >:

Wait...Paul Dano, from Blood, didn't get a nod for "Supporting", but Hal from Into the Wild, which is no more than a 10 minute appearance gets one?...alright.
He's old as hell! And he looked unhappy. :(

But yeah, Paul Dano went up against the greatest living actor today (BESIDES NIC CAGE) and he should've gotten a nod.

and now black people singing with SOUL

edit: OH GOOD A BEE MOVIE

REMEMBER THAT MOVIE

it was so good

so good i want to die

[Goufunaki]

A bee is introducing clips. o_O

[Sezjeuric]

You know what I really miss?


How they used to show all of the nominees while announcing the winner.



That way, you could see all of their reactions.

[SirTMagus]

You could.

hal holbrook looked really sad. And old.

[Dreamknight]

A bee introducing clips?

I didn't know this was the Kid's Choice awards.

[SirTMagus]

SOMEONE HELP TILDA SWINTON she's on fire

[Goufunaki]

:lol

she's missing a sleeve. would look better to cut off the other side

[SirTMagus]

She knocked George Clooney down a billion or so pegs with that Batman remark.

****in' awesome.

[SirTMagus]

C'MOOOOOOOON, THERE WILL BE BLOOD

edit: oh ok, no country :3

[Kefka Jr.]

I'm in a dress rehearsal right now.

So how are the Oscars.

Are they entertaining

[Goufunaki]

not really, but this topic makes it entertaining to poke fun at it

[SirTMagus]

I'm in a dress rehearsal right now.

So how are the Oscars.

Are they entertaining
If you MAKE them that way!

TWBB isn't winning anything yet though. :(

And the Coens are creepy. :3

btw, did you get Apollo Justice yet?

[SirTMagus]

These ****ing Enchanted songs sound like every Little Mermaid song wrapped up into one ultra-saccharine puke treat.

[Chrono]

I wish Hollywood would quit ignoring Christian Bale, I mean, at least give the man an award to present. The guy was in three quality films this year.

Oh, Hannah Montana at the Oscars...

[SirTMagus]

YEAH BOURNE WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

[Goufunaki]

i still haven't seen any of the bourne movies. >_>;

[SirTMagus]

They're great.

Hey, Forrest Whitaker, star of "Bloodsport" and "Species."

[SirTMagus]

HEY A WII SPORTS COMMERCIAL-- oh wha??

[Sezjeuric]

A double post....oh wha???

[SirTMagus]

Hey Sez, how many balls are there

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[Sezjeuric]

4



Three in the dogs mouth, and the one you have






My screen is cutting off on the sides.


I have no idea which years they are talking about as they recap the best Picture winners from years past.



Anyone know what the music score is during this recap?

[SirTMagus]

You were never invited to this party, Sez.

Hey, the "Dragonheart" theme. Does anyone even remember that music belongs to that movie?

AND HURRAH BOURNE WON MORE THAN ANY OTHER MOVIE SO FAR

[Goufunaki]

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[Sezjeuric]

Is there something about this Bourne triology that I don't know about?

[Chrono]

No, there's not much to it.

It took me a few minutes to remember which movie that piece was from, I kept thinking of epic war movies.

[SirTMagus]

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[Chrono]

:lol

Is that in reponse to me or to the fact that there's three goddamn Enchanted songs?

[Goufunaki]

:lol

[SirTMagus]

:lol

Is that in reponse to me or to the fact that there's three goddamn Enchanted songs?
Either/or.

Meanwhile John Travolta looks like a dog of some sort. He just needs MORE BALLS IN HIS MOUTH AM I RITE AHAHAHAHAHAAHHHAAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

HAHAHAHAHA


seriously get rid of the ****ing best song of the year awrd

[Goufunaki]

enchanted's music loses!


oh, thats ****** up. they cut off the mic as the girl was going to talk

[Sezjeuric]

It would be extremely funny if the person responsible for shooting that microphone up from the stage was late on their cue and it went up a lady's dress.


Mwah ha ha

[SirTMagus]

HAHAHAHA YEAH THAT'D BE AWESOME

John. John Mora?! Where are youUUUU?! :(




HEY TWBB finally won something. Awesome. Perfect. DRAINAGE.

edit: TWBB was robbed of a soundtrack nod.

Its music punched DK's head square off his SCRAWNY PUNY BOY SHOULDERS

EDIT EDIT: Soldiers announcing Oscar winners?

...wh...

wha...

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[Sezjeuric]

Woo hoo

Juno got best Original Screenplay.

[SirTMagus]

LEARN TO DRESS, *****

[Sezjeuric]

Hey, for someone who used to be a stripper and a professional phone sex associate, she's come a long way.

[Duel]

Wow, sounds exciting :|

[SirTMagus]

yayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

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[Bon]

Wow, sounds exciting :|

My sentiments, exactly.

Jesus, when will they announce Best Actor? I hope Depp gets it, but I think I'll be wrong.

EDIT: Yes, No Country won for best DIRECTOR!

[SirTMagus]

PAY ATTENTION BOY

The Coens just won for that movie none of you like.

[Goufunaki]

the man with the giant caterpillars on his face gave them the awards! :D

[Bon]

No Country, BEST PICTURE!

I was close. I thought this movie would sweep the freaking board.

[SirTMagus]

the man with the giant caterpillars on his face gave them the awards!

ME?!

Hey, No Country won!

Take that, jerkwater audiences!

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[Goufunaki]

It's over!

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Not the greatest thing ever, but oh well.

[SirTMagus]

REALLY THOUGH there will be blood should've won

[John Mora]

everything

ever

[highwind]

ME?!

Hey, No Country won!

Take that, jerkwater audiences!

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YES!

[josh]

how did Juno win against the Savages and Lars and the Real Girl?
other than that I was pretty happy with the winners. I'm glad Once won best original song, I'm glad No Country For Old Men won every award it won because I thought it was better than There Will Be Blood, and I'm glad There Will Be Blood won best actor and cinematography.
but yeah, Diablo Cody. what a class act.

[Toaster]

I didn't watch the Oscars, I was too busy playing videogamez. So I figured "Hey I'll check out the Pavilion I bet there's a topic about it--probably made by Magus."

:(

I'm so alone.

Edit: Nice to hear that Old Man Country got some recognition. I also need to watch TWBB.

[Kefka Jr.]

Once!

I forgot about that movie.

That was good.

and HELL YEAH I got Apollo Justice

[Loki]

I was expecting Juno to win more than it did. I need to see La vie en Rose now and find out what the big deal is.

Holy crap! Salute to binoculars and parascopes!

[Dreamknight]

HAHAHAHA YEAH THAT'D BE AWESOME

John. John Mora?! Where are youUUUU?! :(




HEY TWBB finally won something. Awesome. Perfect. DRAINAGE.

edit: TWBB was robbed of a soundtrack nod.

Its music punched DK's head square off his SCRAWNY PUNY BOY SHOULDERS

EDIT EDIT: Soldiers announcing Oscar winners?

...wh...

wha...

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THAT'S CAUSE BLARING SIRENS ARE NOT MUSIC, I DON'T CARE IF YOU'RE IN THE BAND RADIOHEAD IT DOESN'T CHANGE THAT!

DID YOU RRRRREAALLLYYY THING HIS...SONGGGG...AND DANNNCCEEE...WOULD GIVE HIM AN OSCAR YOUUUUUU......BOOOYYYYYYYYY!?!?!?!??!?!?!

*drools everywhere*

[John Mora]

There was ONE siren. And it was wonderfully used.

[Dreamknight]

All I'm saying is during the first 20 minutes I was expecting a slasher to come out and kill everyone.

[John Mora]

Well, would you settle for a bludgeoner? :3