Lefties will kick your ass

[Kire]

This could explain why I've never lost a fight...other than TKD sparring.

http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/health/4073775.stm

Basically, Lefties are better in fights and sports because most people don't see it coming. I can vouch for this because in high school basketball, people would instinctively try to block my shot w/ their left hand because that's what you do for a righty. I guess this makes up for being succeptable to more diseases.

Also interesting, more violent societies produce more left handers.

[highwind]

Re: Lefties will kick your ass

We are more susceptible to diseases?

[gray]

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sounds like a righty plot

[DarkwingChuck]

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Why am I not surprised Kire's the one spreading all this leftist propaganda?

[Kire]

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because I'm a socialist commie bastard, of course.

[Toaster]

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Lefties are also more prone to the disease "homesexuality", or more commonly referred to here as "teh gay".


You read it, you can't un-read it.



EDIT: This is good news because while I am a right-y, I fight southpaw. I get the best of both worlds.

[Sejon]

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I won't argue that homesexuality is a disease. I mean, who has sexual feelings for their home anyway? Disturbing.

And I always block with my right hand in basketball, so bring it, beeotch!

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

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i dont bother blocking in any hand, i just flee into the night.

right power!

we will defeat those leftists and their propaganda war machines.

[DarkwingChuck]

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No wonder that game sucks.

I won't argue that homesexuality is a disease. I mean, who has sexual feelings for their home anyway? Disturbing.

Homesexuals are the greatest threat to the sanctity of mortgage.

[Jamos]

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I'm a rightie who uses the hell out of his left hand, as well. So I guess I'm a mudblood. No matter who wins in the war of righties vs lefties, I will be hunted down and forced into a work camp.

[DarkwingChuck]

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I'm a rightie who uses the hell out of his left hand, as well.

You'll go blind if you don't stop that.

[Jamos]

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Too late.

[The_Real_Crunk]

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The hairy palms make it feel better anyway.

Isnt that "lefties have higher chance disease" thing kinda moot? Like, theres far less left handed people than right handed. So doesnt that just push their percentage up?

[Stormy]

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No, if left-handed or right-handed had nothing to do with it the percentage of lefties with diseases would be the same as the righties. It would all scale, so the percentage wouldn't change.

[Duel]

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I'd rather use my right than my left. My left is ineffective.