recipe for a good movie

[Deeth Irteen]

If I could make a comedy movie, it would be a fantasy setting (thnk LOTR) and cast the likes of:

1) Jim Carry
2) Larry the cable guy
3) Will Farrel
4) Jack black, and
5) Will Smith, as the villain.

The movie would be exactly 2 1/2 hours long, and be rated PG-13.
Also, I think I would have Ice Cube somewhere in the movie, or maybe Tim Allen. What do you guys think?

[Lausen]

Ok...:run

What exactly is the point of this? You need to at least add one super hot chick. Tis a must.

[Nixon]

It sounds like 2 1/2 hours of sheer hell.

[John Mora]

If I could make a comedy movie, it would be a fantasy setting (thnk LOTR) and cast the likes of:

1) Jim Carry
2) Larry the cable guy
3) Will Farrel
4) Jack black, and
5) Will Smith, as the villain.

The movie would be exactly 2 1/2 hours long, and be rated PG-13.
Also, I think I would have Ice Cube somewhere in the movie, or maybe Tim Allen. What do you guys think?

Haha, WOW.

:mora

[Kefka Jr.]

This is going to be fantastic.

[John Mora]

BTW, they did this sort of thing back in the 70s. They made a three hour movie with all of the era's hottest comedic talent. And it was a fantastic failure.

[Big Rick Cook]

How dare you stereotype a fantasy setting as LOTR.

Also, Larry the Cable Guy being in a movie is akin to dropping a big fat ****ing atomic bomb. Just... no.

[Seraph]

Recipe for a good movie:

Make a movie starring a fat white guy (possibly Jack Black) and some skinny black guy (possibly some def rapper), where they must recreate movies from the 80's (because as we all know, the 80's is soo in right now). Oh wait, that's a recipe for a bad movie.


Yup. I'm hilarious.

[John Mora]

That would be bad unless it was directed by Michel Gondry. :3

[Kire]

Mystery Men 2?

[Perversion]

5) Will Smith, as the villain.


Four not-so-funny white guys are the good guys, and a not-so-funny black guy as the villain?

:racist

But I agree with everyone so far...the movie you describe would be torturous, even moreso if Tim Allen is included. And I think the movie Mora is referring to is It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but that possibly came out in the 60s.

[Perversion]

Who the hell thought Jim Carrey was funny in the first place?

[JPS]

If I could make a comedy movie, it would be a fantasy setting (thnk LOTR) and cast the likes of:

1) Jim Carry
2) Larry the cable guy
3) Will Farrel
4) Jack black, and
5) Will Smith, as the villain.

The movie would be exactly 2 1/2 hours long, and be rated PG-13.
Also, I think I would have Ice Cube somewhere in the movie, or maybe Tim Allen. What do you guys think?

All of these people suck majorly except Will Smith, and he sucks.

And its not racist if you have someone playing as a good guy that has "black" as a last name, it evens everything out. :p

[Deeth Irteen]

Ok...:run

What exactly is the point of this? You need to at least add one super hot chick. Tis a must.

How dare you stereotype a fantasy setting as LOTR.

Also, Larry the Cable Guy being in a movie is akin to dropping a big fat ****ing atomic bomb. Just... no.
Four not-so-funny white guys are the good guys, and a not-so-funny black guy as the villain?

:racist

to Lausen: Gwen Stefani! as the lead male's love interest!

to John: I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean a direct parody of LOTR
(which is good), I meant a fantasy setting with elves and dwarves
and stuff in a cheesy generic world.

to Perversion: I am not racist. In fast, Will Smith is my favorite actor. I just
want to see Will Smith as a bad guy.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

hollywood needs to look for more original ideas, or at least take an old idea and put a fresh spin on it. seems everything lately is stale. find what the market lacks that they would acually want to watch, then find stars that would exemplify the cast rather then be the only selling feature.

as for this topic, lets leave the grump to the experts.

[Perversion]

Will Smith is my favorite actor.

That explains a lot.

"Take it from me, nerd god just don't understand."
"Yo, nerd god, smell ya later."

[archerarmored]

1. Lasers
2. Robots
3. Lots and lots of explosions
4. John Wayne
5. Zombies

FIXED.

[Big Rick Cook]

to John: I didn't mean it that way. I didn't mean a direct parody of LOTR
(which is good), I meant a fantasy setting with elves and dwarves
and stuff in a cheesy generic world.


IT WAS I YOU BLIGHTED FOOL. And you failed my expertly crafted sarcasm.

[Loki]

1. Lasers
2. Robots
3. Lots and lots of explosions
4. John Wayne
5. Zombies

FIXED.

Sounds derivative and trite.

[Perversion]

How is it derivative and trite? John Wayne was not even making movies anymore when Hollywood went the loud explosions, robots, lasers, etc, route, to appease the typical male's performance anxiety and desire for overcompensation. John Wayne's inclusion would indeed make a perfect film for those with small penises.

:|

[Chad]

Who the hell thought Jim Carrey was funny in the first place?

Ace Ventura? Man on the Moon? The Truman Show? Bruce Almighty? You didn't find him funny in any of those movies?

[SirTMagus]

I liked him in Eternal Sunshine.

And I still quote Ace Ventura time to time. :(
BTW, they did this sort of thing back in the 70s. They made a three hour movie with all of the era's hottest comedic talent. And it was a fantastic failure.
It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World?

Yeah, I couldn't stand that movie. And I've seen it twice.

[Perversion]

It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World?


And I think the movie Mora is referring to is It's A Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World, but that possibly came out in the 60s.

:(

Ace Ventura? Man on the Moon? The Truman Show? Bruce Almighty? You didn't find him funny in any of those movies?

Ace Ventura: Hated it. For a good number of years, I flat-out refused to watch it. I never watched In Living Color, either. Man on the Moon: Never saw it, but I thought it was more of a showcase for his "acting" rather than his comedic abilities. The Truman Show: Ditto, and I liked it. Bruce Almighty: Never saw it.

Eternal Sunshine, though, I thought was great, but that was due more to Michel Gondry and Kate Winslet than Jim Carrey.

Yeah, you could say I'm not a huge Jim Carrey fan, although I've begun to like him more since he began to do more "serious, dramatic" fare.

[Loki]

http://www.smh.com.au/ffximage/2007/09/10/23_070423120041905_wideweb__300x450.jpg

[Jamos]

As actors the only one that can do a decent job in that list is Will Smith. How could that possibly be a good movie? Tell me they would only be in the movie for 5 minutes or less.

[Lord Cohliani]

OK I've posted dumb stuff in my life but this is by far the dumbest topic I have ever seen! Is there any point to this?

[John Mora]

That's a nice glass house you have, Cohliani.

[Lord Cohliani]

Why thank you!














... I don't get it...

[Chad]

Well then I must ask if you have any stones handy.

[JPS]

May he without sin cast the first stone

http://www.tribuneindia.com/2002/20020918/wld4.jpg

[Perversion]

That does not look like a stone...it looks like a larger version of a ball of dung that a weevil rolls around.

[Chuck]

Who the hell thought Jim Carrey was funny in the first place?
LEMME SHOW YA SOMETHIN'! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zee050CQx70)

[Seraph]

OK I've posted dumb stuff in my life but this is by far the dumbest topic I have ever seen! Is there any point to this?

That's a nice glass house you have, Cohliani.

Why thank you!... I don't get it...

........ Is there an emote for laughing so hard that milk shoots out your nose?


Anyway, I thought Man on the moon was a good movie, but I wouldn't really say it was funny, or his best work. The Truman Show is a gem. Does no one remember The Cable Guy? I think it was his funniest film ever. I didn't get into Eternal Sunshine. I think I fell asleep, but thatt's nothing to do with the movie.

[Stormy]

I like Bruce Almighty, but not Ace Ventura (to over the top), and Truman Show's ending sucked. Never saw Eternal Sunshine or The Cable Guy.

[Lord Cohliani]

[QUOTE=Seraph;364137]........ Is there an emote for laughing so hard that milk shoots out your nose?[QUOTE]


Please inform me why you believe my house is made of glass? No seriously the "Milk out of your nose" emote is funny but I still don't get the glass house thing...

[Stormy]

Its a metaphor LC, the whole thing goes "Those who live in glass houses should not throw stones."

You shouldn't be giving the OP crap when you are the reigning champ of stupid posts, next to simple man of course.