Remember the debate forum?

[Smurf Taco]

I just took a pee in the shower and thought about you guys.

Nostalgia

[highwind]

GROSS MEMORIES ON MANY A LEVEL.

[Ms. Porkchop]

Anyone that says they don't pee in the shower is a LIAR!

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

thats the best place too pee, keeps the shower clean i think. anyone who says they dont pee in the pool is also a lier.

GEORGE: Aha. Aha. Could it be because you don't want him to know that you have a friend who pees in the shower, is that it?!

ELAINE: No, that's not it!

GEORGE: Oh, I think it is! I think that's exactly what it is!

ELAINE: Why couldn't you just wait?

GEORGE: I was there! I saw a drain!

ELAINE: Since when is a drain a toilet?!

GEORGE: It's all pipes! What's the difference?!

ELAINE: Different pipes go to different places! You're gonna mix 'em up!

GEORGE: I'll call a plumber right now! <Goes for the phone.>

JERRY: Alright, can we just drop all the pee-pipe stuff here?

[Kit Carruthers]

I don't pee in the shower.

Once I peed in the shower when I was drunk at a campground.

Otherwise I don't pee in the shower.

I've never peed in the pool. Karr you're ****ing gross.

[Jamos]

Anyone that says they don't pee in the shower is a LIAR!
But I'm no liar... then again I didn't actually say it... so yay!

[Bon]

Anyone that says they don't pee in the shower is a LIAR!

I don't pee in the shower. <_<

....>_>.

[Duel]

What about the sink?:happy

[Red Dragon]

Anyone that says they don't pee in the shower is a LIAR!

I go urinate in a toilet before I take a shower...

[JPS]

What about the sink?:happy

Wow...I can see peeing in the shower because it takes like half an hour...but youre standing at the sink brushing your teeth, and the toilets right beside you, and you have nothing keeping you from taking three sidesteps and whippin' it out...but noooooo....I'm gonna whip it out right here and hang it over the sink and do it there because whats the point in taking three sidesteps to pee in the toilet when I can do it right here in the sink and save five gallons of water...although Ill probably use three gallons of water rinsing out the sink and making sure its all out of the drain so I dont come in here tomorrow and smell it, saving two gallons of water will let me walk out of this bathroom with a clearer concious because I know I'm doing my part to preserve the environment by peeing in my sink.:|

[Jamos]

Wow, I have no idea what you just said. However, I have done that before... :run

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

<blinks> the sink is off limits. anything i could possibly stick my face in is not something im going to tinkle in.

[The_Real_Crunk]

Remember that AXE deodorant commercial for the shower body soap? Some guys taking a shower, and they scroll down the apartment building with a cross section showing his drain pipe on the other floors with girls going crazy and humping and dancing around the pipe.

Then I thought itd be alot funnier if he was peeing in the shower all over the place, and they were still licking the pipes and stuff.

[Stormy]

Everyone pees in the shower, its a fact of life. Peeing in the sink however, thats nasty.

Remember that AXE deodorant commercial for the shower body soap? Some guys taking a shower, and they scroll down the apartment building with a cross section showing his drain pipe on the other floors with girls going crazy and humping and dancing around the pipe.

Yeah, if AXE really did that I would buy it by the case.

[facts]

I agree that anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying. The sight of water running is enough to make anyone have to go. No matter how much fluid you have in you.

Now a better debate is: Who takes a crap without peeing? Is that even possible?

[Stormy]

I've done it before, but its a rare occurrence. Sorta like seeing one of those legendary cat/dog pokemon.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Yeah, if AXE really did that I would buy it by the case.

if axe did that it would be banned as an illegal substance, no idea why though but im sure it would be.

i really dislike commercials that market their product with baloney rather then tell you what the product is acually good for. ill stick with my old spice thanks.

[Jamos]

I agree that anyone who says they don't pee in the shower is lying.
But I never pee in the shower... ever. If I have to pee I'll stop what I'm doing and use the toilet. Though, I usually go before the shower. As for the sink thing, I only did that once and I wasn't in the right state of mind.

[Duel]

Ok, ok. What if you were about to pee in the shower but at last minute decided not to and so you rush to the toilet BUT SLIP because of the wet floor below? And if what if you didn't have a toilet? I know that last one sounds ridiculous.

[highwind]

I never even have the urge to urinate while in the shower.

I guess I am not human.

[Jamos]

The toilet is like one step away from my shower so I would make it there without slipping. Slipping shouldn't be an issue, anyway, unless if someone is letting a whole bunch of water spray out onto the floor. On the chance of there being no toilet I would use the Duelpro. :p

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

just pee in the damn tub you prudes. i bet you people use a knife and fork to eat your chocolate bars too.

[Jamos]

Maybe. :3

[The_Real_Crunk]

Sometimes I just squat over and take a huge dump right in the shower, and smear it around with my foot until its all washed down the drain. Sometimes there leftover splatter on the curtain and wall, and I scrape it off with my hands.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

Sometimes I just squat over and take a huge dump right in the shower, and smear it around with my foot until its all washed down the drain. Sometimes there leftover splatter on the curtain and wall, and I scrape it off with my hands.

that sounds like an intreauging lead up on the back of any respectable scat film case.

[highwind]

I don't understand why it would be incomprehensible for so many to believe not everyone pees in the shower.

And frankly I think it's gross.

[Stormy]

You know what is really gross? People who take baths. They are literally batheing in their own filth. All they are doing is redistributing it more evenly across their bodies. Nasty...

[Kefka Jr.]

Oh my God, I think of the debate forum every time I pee in the shower.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

dusting with a duster is the same way, all your doing is pushing it off a surface and into the air so it can settle back down later on.

where did the topics go from the debate forum anyway? snippy snippy they where? there was some real gems in there.

[Jamos]

You know what is really gross? People who take baths. They are literally batheing in their own filth. All they are doing is redistributing it more evenly across their bodies. Nasty...
B...but I like baths. They don't feel like thousands of needles stabbing into your back. :(

[Stormy]

Your water pressure is set to high my friend.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

the seinfeld elephant washer head comes to mind.

here is the short vid.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djkVLgO6YNM&NR=1

[Jamos]

:lol

Your water pressure is set to high my friend.
Tell me about it. The ****er is also screwed up not allowing me to change the pressure.

[Sezjeuric]

You know what is really gross? People who take baths. They are literally batheing in their own filth. All they are doing is redistributing it more evenly across their bodies. Nasty...

I guess the same can be said for doing your dishes.


On the rare occassion that I take baths (you know, women issues) I rinse with the shower afterwards.

[Stormy]

Wow, that sucks. I stayed at a Holiday Inn once where the pressure was too high. I can understand someone prefering to take showers in that case.

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

every hotel ive ever stayed at had the water pressure set to lame. it would be more practical to fill a bucket of water and dump it on my head then take a shower. getting shampoo out is a pain without pressure. to hell with water conservation, thats why we have treatment plants.

[Crimson Knight]

I don't pee in the shower, never had the urge to. Though when I'm within 5 feet of a toilet, my body goes "MASS URINE ABORTION" without warning. And the split. THE SPLIT!

You women are lucky that you never have to deal with those. :p

[Sezjeuric]

We've this discussion, in fact, we EXAUSTED that discussion....


trust me, it can go everywhere!

[Ms. Porkchop]

I like having a bubble bath quite often, howevevr I stand up and shower afterwards. And if I happpen to be in the shower when I have to pee, I pee. I don't get out and get the bathroom soakedjust so i can sit down.

[Duel]

So the debate forum is basically just one big shower to pee and in Crunk's situation, take a dump in.

[Dreamknight]

I'm with Highwind.

You guys are disgusting.

[josh]

Peeing in the sink however, thats nasty.

it's also unavoidable.








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[Stormy]

You see, I've never had that problem, and I am not likely to ever have it. Mostly because I can't stand the taste of even the mildest and sweetest of alcohols. I once had a Chocolate Kahlua, and it was okay till I reached the last once or so, man that was nasty. I don't even like wine coolers.

[Big Rick Cook]

I bet that'll change as you grow hair in MANLY places.

I pee in the shower.

[Stormy]

Newsflash Big Rick, that happened a looong time ago.

[Big Rick Cook]

I don't believe you.

[Crimson Knight]

I bet that'll change as you grow hair in MANLY places.
Like your NOSE!? :sexy

[Stormy]

I don't believe you.

Like I care.

[Duel]

But manly hair defines a man.

[Stormy]

I just don't care that he (Big Rick) doesn't believe that I've had 'manly hair' for a good 7 years.

Honestly, I probably have more hairs on my chest than he has on his face. Not necessarily a good thing, but tis' the truth.

[simple man]

Also why does bob barker never die?

[Stormy]

Because he is a vampire.

[Jamos]

It is because he summoned the eternal dragon and wished for immortality, silly.:p

[Stormy]

Nah, he's definetly a vampire. Craig Ferguson told me so ;)

[Jamos]

D'oh! I was thinking Bill Cosby.

:doofus

[Karr Lord of Chaos]

this topic seems to be taking a lot of random twists.

http://www.ecology.info/images/mississippi-river.jpg

[Jamos]

Where is Perversion when you need him? Come on down and talk about how you neither use the toilet or the shower. You use the woman instead.

:wily

[Duel]

Yes, we need a wall of text from Perversion stating a past experience of peeing in the shower.