Indiana Jones and the Kingdom Hearts of the Crystal Pokemon

[SirTMagus]

http://www.moviesonline.ca/movienews_14107.html

TRAILER

I was pretty excited up till Shia showed up.

[Bon]

...Interesting title, Magus.

Harrison doesn't talk like he's 60 in the trailer...shocking.

[Chrono]

It's about time, I hope Lucas doesn't **** this up.

[Vonwert]

Yeah, this can be a real hit and miss. But I have confidence.

I just hope they don't go over the top which has ruin many movies. Yes Die Hard, I am looking at you!

[Lausen]

You guys are all so negative. You can't ever judge a movie until you've seen it. I kinda like Shia. He'll probalbly get arrested in this movie like all the others he's in though.:lol

[Chrono]

And probably say no (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s) a thousand times. Actually I've grown to like him over his past few movies. Plus he's playing Yorick in the Y: The Last Man trilogy

[Goufunaki]

I trust Ford.

I don't like Shia.

Lucas better not go overboard with the CG effects.

[Duel]

Saw the trailer when I went to see Jumper. Gooood stuff.

[gray]

labeouf is yorick?


damn them

[josh]

:D:D:D:D:D:D:D

[IRC]

Aw, lil Shia's done gone and grown up.

[John Mora]

George Lucas isn't the director. I somehow doubt he's more involved than just putting his seal of approval on it at the end of the day.

[Chuck]

And probably say no (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8IXCK1EyP4s)Plus he's playing Yorick in the Y: The Last Man trilogy
Was it confirmed? He didn't sound all that interested in doing it when he was offered the part.

[John Mora]

Was it confirmed? He didn't sound all that interested in doing it when he was offered the part.

Why would he sound interested? He's Shia LeBeouf.

[Chuck]

LEGO Indiana Jones: The Flash Game (http://indianajones.lego.com/en-US/Games/Default.aspx)

[SirTMagus]

George Lucas isn't the director. I somehow doubt he's more involved than just putting his seal of approval on it at the end of the day.
He's always involved in the stories.

Shia and Lucas will totally be the scapegoats for this one.

:\

[Chrono]

Was it confirmed? He didn't sound all that interested in doing it when he was offered the part.

Not set in stone but it looks like it will happen. (http://www.superherohype.com/news/topnews.php?id=6733)

Lucas is the reason why this movie wasn't made 4 years ago, He could never agree on a script with Spielberg.

[Denmo]

I betcha it was really Spielberg who couldn't agree on a script with Lucas.

[SirTMagus]

The commercial onslaught is starting and it is retarded.

So far Dr. Pepper and Tony the Tiger did the Raiders of the Lost Ark idol bit.

SO

****ING

ORIGINAL

[Bon]

Just saw the midnight showing.

Overall, it was a return to the old school, and Ford did not disappoint.

However, and this is MAJOR:

The ending will make you feel gipped of the perfect sequel. Lucas is a bastard, and once you see this film, you'll agree with me.

[SirTMagus]

This was Indiana Jones and the Temple of :dumpster

[Denmo]

Gophers.

Monkeys.

Psychic Aliens.

The more I think about the ridiculousness of this movie, the more I dislike it. It's a fun romp but... man. They pulled way too many ludicrous plot devices on this one.

[Red Dragon]

I'll wait for lucas to replace all the props with walkie talkies and ewoks.

:minotaur

[SirTMagus]

Or gophers.

[Duel]

I liked this movie. :|

[SirTMagus]

This is gonna be X3 all over again.

Why is everyone so stupid?

[Nixon]

Is it worse than the second film? Because that was pretty bad.

[John Mora]

No way, Temple of Doom was fun.

Now I won't see this one. |:3

[Nixon]

Temple of Doom was embarrassing to watch, especially if you liked the first movie. Magic stones... short round... mola ram... ugh.

You movie snobs sure enjoy some bad movies.

[John Mora]

Indiana Jones and the Temple of Doom is a classic. Even if it has silly stuff like the banquet and Spielberg's wife, it has awesome parts like the sacrificial pit and the mine carts. The mine carts are a part of cinematic history, there's no disputing that. Every single f-ing mine cart sequence in a movie since then has been trying to capture the same magic. Hell, Resident Evil 4 did the friggin' mine carts.

Also, it's sort of stupid to gripe about magic stones when the first movie had a MAGIC BOX.

[Dreamknight]

I've never seen an Indiana Jones movie all the way through, huzzah!!

[Nixon]

It's classiclly bad, you mean. It's pure cheese, perfect for the 80's. Great action scenes can't save the rest of the film. The mine carts... wow. Yeah, I sure want to see more mine cart action in my movies. :run

The nazis are still more believeable than MOLA RAM and his army of idiots.
*rips out Mora's still beating heart*

AWWWWWWWWW YEAH! This is cinema!

[John Mora]

Well then leave it for the rest of us. }:3

And I noticed you didn't try to refute the point about the magic box!

[Nixon]

It was a small gripe compared to the rest of the crap in that movie. But if you want to nit-pick some more, I'm game.

One magic box > a bunch of magic stones

Any more nits?

[John Mora]

Nope, all picked!

:mora

[Kefka Jr.]

Really, after the Holy Grail, what else is there to search for?

I guess aliens are the logical follow up to Jesus Christ.

[SirTMagus]

Temple of Doom is way, way, way, way, way, way, way more watchable than Kingdom of the Crystal Junk. At least Doom was scary when I was younger. Guy ripping out hearts? That ****'s cool. The new movie has nothing close to that level of interest.

And really? No love for the opening jazz club sequence?

AT CLUB OBI-WAN?

[gray]

temple of doom proves george lucas should never be involved in prequals

[John Mora]

I love the jazz sequence. x3

Then again I love Spider-Man 3.

[Nixon]

Temple of Doom is way, way, way, way, way, way, way more watchable than Kingdom of the Crystal Junk.

What a drag.

[goldgecko4]

I'm going to see it tonight with some friends, cuz I like to make my own opinions about things, and not have the internet do it for me. Whoo!

[Nixon]

This movie doesn't seem very promising to me. I figured that out before reading this topic, or anything else on the internet. The trailer gave me plenty of hints.

That being said, it's nice to hear from the movie nerds, too (although their tastes in movies are very suspect). :P

[SirTMagus]

I can feel it calling in the air tonight.

[Chrono]

There are seriously aliens in this?...Does it just imply it or does it actually show them?...God ****ing pieces of ****.

Oh, can you believe Lucas wanted this movie to be more zany. I don't see how it can be more ridiculous then Doom, but I'll see tonight.

[Caciss]

I saw it at midnight and it was pretty good overall, I think, but god damn there were some ****in' retarded parts.

Toaster, you might wanna put that in spoilers?

And also...

yes, they show them

[Funk]

This movie had:


A cool sword fight and ANTS.


That made it worth it for me. The rest I didn't care for.

[Duel]

Gah, movie bashers. >:(

[Sejon]

Fun fact:

You could see Belize very clearly labelled on the traditional world map scene as they travelled to Nazca, Peru.

But in the time period the movie was set in, my country was known as "British Honduras", not "Belize".

WRONG!

Anyway, the movie was okay. I felt that too much happened too quickly, but that seems to happen with a lot of movies these days. "Squeeze in as much as possible" seems to be their tantra. I still enjoy Raiders and Last Crusade the most.

And Shia swinging around with a gang of monkeys AND catching up to the car chase? Um....right.

[SirTMagus]

I felt that too much happened too quickly, but that seems to happen with a lot of movies these days.
But nothing happened for a lot of the movie.

[Sejon]

I honestly don't recall any part of the movie where nothing was happening...

[SirTMagus]

hey i'm indiana jones i'm a teacher i think i'll talk at you for 20 minutes

[Sejon]

I...don't remember 20 minutes worth of pedantic lecturing, no. :p

[Toaster]

Toaster, you might wanna put that in spoilers?

Guh?



And I don't want to see this movie. I'll go watch Speeeeed Racer instead.

[Dreamknight]

You should he's great. :)

[Patryn]

Too much CGI, not enough practical effects.

[Biggie]

I'm glad I read the spoilers, I'm not seeing this garbage.

I read that George Lucas's original idea a few years ago was Indiana Jones and the Invasion of the Martian Men. I guess that Steven Spielberg and Harrison Ford didn't like it all so they didn't do it.

But they ****ing lied when I read that.

[Duel]

So if they didn't use much of the CGI and removed the *spoilz* things, would we be looking at a damn good masterpiece?

[SirTMagus]

lol

no

You still need a good story.

:3

[Duel]

But it has mysterious explorers, skulls and ancient civilizations!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[John Mora]

So do a lot of really crappy movies.

[SERGE]

This movie was ****ing terrible....

Surviving a nuclear blast by hopping in a fridge, flying at least a couple hundred yards, bouncing (more like slamming) twice on the ground before rolling to a stop and not so much as a scratch? Are you goddamn kidding me? I'm all for suspension of disbelief but there's a limit.

[SirTMagus]

Yeah. I kept hoping the movie would get better. It was junk from the start. :cry

[Chrono]

http://i8.photobucket.com/albums/a32/Chrono101/stimpy-1.gif

Wow, I can't believe it. Star Wars, and now this. I'm so ****** off right now. It's like they took a **** on my childhood. I'll complain more tomorrow.

[Caciss]

Well, it did have some cool set pieces.