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FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able
to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be
a reward.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIAPEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married!
Wife knows everything
FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER. 8 years old. Hateful little dog. Bites.
FREE PUPPIES: 1/2 Cocker Spaniel, 1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.
FREE PUPPIES... Mother, AKC German Shepherd. Father, Super Dog...able
to leap tall fences in a single bound.
FOUND DIRTY WHITE DOG. Looks like a rat ... been out a while. Better be
a reward.
NORDIC TRACK $300 Hardly used, call Chubby.
GEORGIAPEACHES California grown - 89 cents lb.
JOINING NUDIST COLONY! Must sell washer and dryer $300.
WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE WORN ONCE BY MISTAKE. Call Stephanie.
AND THE BEST ONE :
FOR SALE BY OWNER: Complete set of Encyclopedia Britannica, 45 volumes
Excellent condition $1,000 or best offer No longer needed, got married!
Wife knows everything
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