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    This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

    Found it on Penny Arcade, but I think it's worth discussing here:

    http://townhall.com/columnists/Kevin...&comments=true

    It's called "Mass Effect" and it allows its players - universally male no doubt - to engage in the most realistic sex acts ever conceived. One can custom design the shape, form, bodies, race, hair style, breast size of the images they wish to "engage" and then watch in crystal clear, LCD, 54 inch screen, HD clarity as the video game "persons" hump in every form, format, multiple, gender-oriented possibility they can think of.
    If this is true, I need to play through it again.

    EDIT: Penny Arcade comic removed due to language
    Last edited by Valkysas; 01-16-2008, 03:38 PM.
    ...and that's why.

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    Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

    i liked this comment the best:

    "Mr McCullough
    Please learn the difference between "its" the possessive and "it's" the contraction. The first denotes possession, as in "The dog chased its tail." The second is the contraction of 'it is', as in "It's cloudy today". "

    good to see a professional writer being unable to use grammar, not like i have any right to knock it.

    edit: isnt mass effect rated m? why is their a problem then?
    Last edited by Karr Lord of Chaos; 01-16-2008, 03:41 PM.

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      #3
      Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

      Yeah, this guy's a complete jackass.

      And the reason this guy's upset even though it's rated M is because he's one of those people that believes if even one kid ends up getting access to this stuff through neglectful stores or parenting, no one should have it.

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        #4
        Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

        Perhaps hes going to team up with Jack Thompson?
        Last edited by JPS; 01-16-2008, 04:01 PM.

        Here I come Pav, like the Kool-Aid man barging into a funeral! Oh yeah!

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          #5
          Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

          If these games had half as much violence and sex as these people like to claim I'd have bought a 360 by now.
          I want that Mulan McNugget sauce, Morty!

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            #6
            Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

            yeah, this guy's totally right. sony and microsoft are getting behind the times with their porn machines though. Nintendo's on the ball with their one handed controller.

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              #7
              Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

              i keep seeing this and keep wondering people care about this guy. getting riled up about what dorkface mcgee thinks is about as useful as his getting riled up about mass effect




              unless he's like, "somebody', and i've just never heard of him

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                #8
                Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

                Such sophistication in the comments, especially as they go on and on.

                "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                  #9
                  Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

                  This guy has brain damage, right? Right? I didn't think the game was about sex at all... nor was I aware that character creation was horribly immoral and sexually driven. Shows what I know!
                  PSN: KingJamos

                  Add me... I'll wait.

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                    #10
                    Re: This guy's so full of it, it's hilarious.

                    The guy is a moron.
                    http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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