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    I try to avoid public restrooms but sometimes it's unavoidable. Anyway my biggest gripe about these places? Has to be without a doubt the cheapest toilet paper they put in there. Try to get a wad..Rip! Try and get get a bit more-Rip! I swear, it's frustrating as hell. I think they do it so people won't clog the toilets, still people are just gonna get as much as they want anyway.

    Other gripes, none as big as that. Well except people who don't clean up their own **** in the stalls. I mean seriously.

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    I ALWAYS have to hold it in while watching a movie. After the movie is over I rush to the restroom and urinate for about 4 minutes straight. Yes, it's embarrassing. I'm standing there, wondering, "Damn, HURRY UP!"

    It just never ends!

    I had to hold it in during Spider-Man 3 for around 30min.

    JESUS!
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      #3
      Re: Public restrooms

      1ply toilet paper should be illegal, it isnt even good enough to clean a coffee drip.

      people are pigs, so i avoid stalls since the last person usually leaves a "nice" surprise. when your forced to go i look to woman, who i admire for their squat and dont touch approach though i dont have the training to achieve such a martial arts style stance. amazing how emptying your bowls of filth can make you feel more dirty then keeping the crap inside of you.

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        #4
        Re: Public restrooms

        If I have to sit on a toilet seat, then I'll take some toilet paper and cover the seat with it. I'm not going to sit where some other male's rear has been.

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          #5
          Re: Public restrooms

          Oh god do you guys think Cavemen worried about the same things at their local McDonalds restroom?
          "Dans le veritable amour c'est l'ame, qui enveloppe le corps"

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            #6
            Re: Public restrooms

            I both make a toilet paper seat cover and gargoyle that ****.

            "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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              #7
              Re: Public restrooms

              Originally posted by PostulateMan View Post
              gargoyle that ****.

              hahaha i guess thats what the pose is.

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                #8
                Re: Public restrooms

                Whenever I got into the restrooms at my Target there is pee pee on the toilet seat and all of the guys leave the bathroom without washing their hands.
                Lil' Bean is here!

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                  #9
                  Re: Public restrooms

                  Once I watched as a guy used the stall, walked over to the mirror as if to wash his hands, and instead brushed his hair with his bare hand like he was a cool mutha ****er.

                  Whenever I have to #2 it, I just take a wad and wipe the seat down first before I sit. Then I take a shower that evening.
                  ...and that's why.

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                    #10
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                    I try to avoid public restrooms. Nasty places. >_<
                    http://www.youtube.com/user/Goufunaki

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                      #11
                      Re: Public restrooms

                      Real men **** on the floor.

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                        #12
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                        Originally posted by Denethor View Post
                        Once I watched as a guy used the stall, walked over to the mirror as if to wash his hands, and instead brushed his hair with his bare hand like he was a cool mutha ****er.

                        Whenever I have to #2 it, I just take a wad and wipe the seat down first before I sit. Then I take a shower that evening.
                        I love when you wash your hands and can tell some guy is only stopping and doing it because he now feels obligated not to look dirty.

                        Showers, unfortunately, don't wash away AIDS or cancer. I suggest you use leeches on these days as well.

                        "Couch co-op is the only true co-op." Richard of the Cooks.

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                          #13
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                          How the hell can you get cancer from a public toilet? Also, AIDS is very unlikley.

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                            #14
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                            Originally posted by Seraphim View Post
                            How the hell can you get cancer from a public toilet? Also, AIDS is very unlikley.
                            Does anyone even know how you get cancer? Seems every day I hear news on how to get cancer. Everything causes it and yet nothing does? I wish they would all get together and make sure their stories match, would look more legitimate that way.

                            You can contract aids through the toilet. Didn't you know that? I bet you also didn't know that you could contract aids by breathing on someone. Good thing that judge knew that and ordered the guy to weak a mask.

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                            Last edited by Karr Lord of Chaos; 01-04-2008, 09:48 PM.

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                              #15
                              Re: Public restrooms

                              You can contract aids through the toilet. Didn't you know that? I bet you also didn't know that you could contract aids by breathing on someone. Good thing that judge knew that and ordered the guy to weak a mask.
                              lnk plz k thx
                              ...and that's why.

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