Announcement

Collapse
No announcement yet.

Smack it baby.

Collapse
X
 
  • Filter
  • Time
  • Show
Clear All
new posts

    Smack it baby.

    http://blog.wired.com/geekdad/2007/1...wii-remot.html
    The GeekMom and I got the kids a Wii for Christmas. Last night, one of the remotes went funky - you could press the buttons and select options on the screen, but when you went to swing a golf-club, bowl, pitch a baseball or swing a baseball bat, the Wii remote acted like it wasn't there. I'm a GeekDad - I can fix this...I know I can...

    Fresh batteries - nope.
    Re-sync the remote - nope.
    Re-sync all the remotes - nope.
    Reset the remote - still nope.
    So, I exhausted all the options for getting a remote to work given on the Nintendo support site and called (with gritted teeth) the customer service line...two days after Christmas. I expected the worst.

    I was surprised. A very pleasant lady took my call within one minute of getting through the push-button maze to get to Wii Remote troubleshooting.

    I explained what the problem was and what I had tried. She then asked me to check one more thing - the Wii Sensor - which checked out. Then the conversation went something like this:

    Friendly Nintendo Help Desk Lady: "Okay - I want you to take the remote, button side down and smack it into the palm of your hand two or three times."
    Russ: "You've got to be kidding"
    Friendly Nintendo Help Desk Lady: "No sir, do it hard enough that I can hear it across the phone line but not hard enough to damage the remote"
    Russ: "You're sure?"
    Friendly Nintendo Help Desk Lady: "Yes, sir."

    So, button-side down, the funky Wii remote got smacked in the palm of my hand three times....

    ...and the thing worked!

    Now, why don't they publish this fix on the support site?

    BTW, my six-year-old beats me every single time we play a game of Wii bowling....but from an informal poll of friends/relatives, it seems the youngest person in the family is the best bowler in the family.
    I found this hilarious, thought I would share.

    #2
    Re: Smack it baby.

    Nintendo always makes there products with odd quick fixes... N64 cartridges anybody???
    Last edited by lil_das; 01-01-2008, 03:21 PM.
    "Dans le veritable amour c'est l'ame, qui enveloppe le corps"

    Comment


      #3
      Re: Smack it baby.

      When all else fails, use physical force! I have to do the same thing to my camera when the screen goes all wonky.

      Comment


        #4
        Re: Smack it baby.

        ironically most products seam to work once you beat the sin out of them. i often wonder if people make these products with the express concern that the person will get frustrated with the product and in a fit of rage smash it to make it work. ive hit everything from tvs to playstations, phones to fridges, computer keyboards to controllers. miraculously this last ditch effort seams to work. perhaps people subconsciously build in these abuse fixes as reminance from the days men use to beat their wives?

        might is right in electronics i guess.

        Thank you Ωbright for the sig fix!
        Card Three is released! You can find it here!

        Comment


          #5
          Re: Smack it baby.

          This fix has to be blood related to Nintendo's cartridge blow fix.
          ...and that's why.

          Comment


            #6
            Re: Smack it baby.

            You just gotta show it some love...

            And maybe a little

            Comment


              #7
              Re: Smack it baby.

              ... Smacking the controller would be the first thing i'd try. Hitting stuff works 75% of the time.

              Comment

              Working...
              X